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@mutedaisy Sea Turtles.
@bbch25 I thought tortuga is tortoise, not sea turtles?
@mutedaisy Tortuga is an Island where all things can happen!
@bbch25 haha exactly!!! It's like magic central 😛
I don't have enough back hair to rope any Sea Turtles to get there :(
@bbch25 Hm and that's the only way there to🤔!! Ah ha, well legend has it if you drink rum for 4 days, on the 4th day, you'll spring enough back hair to rope a couple😌.
Ah true, I despise rum, but I suppose if I suffer it for 4 days, to rope some sea turtles and get to Tortuga could be worth it. Where to get rum though. No East India Trading Companies in Australia...
@bbch25 oh it will definitely be worth it, the adventure alone. Plus sea turtles only need roping once and there ye friend and raft for life. But you didn't hear this from me, because captain jack wouldn't approve, yer drinking this.But...sr1.wine-searcher.net/.../...-jamaica-10545853.jpgApparently he was first to make rum, and you'll find it in any local mart. Purchase discreetly, or you might find yourself cursed.
Oh would hate to be cursed. Pay with my blood I would.
@bbch25 Hahaha, good mate!! thanks for playing along.😊
You've made me want to watch the movies so much!