1 I am unemployed so I'll have more time to spend with my girlfriend <3
2 I live in mom's spare basement room, shows that I am family oriented and not afraid of commitment
3 I ain't much of a looker so no worries about another girl stealing me. This shit is all yours baby.
4 I sweat a lot at night. A LOT. So I wouldn't get angry when my babe steals the blanket.
5 All I do all day is play video games, ladies, I am good with the hands.
6 I have fear of bikes, so no worries about me turning into one of them biker bad boys who beat up their women.
7 Got nudes available to send
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The dirty rag hobo approach works but more so in person and if you can make her laugh and still look decent
You see in person you can tell em that you came out looking for her after you just worked out for 2 hours but didn't shower. Same undies. But she might dig it if it comes across with the right tone
Online they are pirahanas, after that read yours, they just read some dickwad who offered to pick her in daddy's mercedes and buy her a lobster dinner --> she is now decided between atlantic or pacific lobster
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