We've been dating for over a year & have obviously spent the night at each other's houses and done a lot of other intimate things that couples do. But when it comes to bodily functions I go out of my way to hide them from him because they're super mortifying lol :P I usually wait until he leaves for work in the morning or I'll go to another room so he doesn't hear me, lol. But last night when we were watching a movie together I fell asleep before it was over & he continued watching it without me. Well, I woke up a while later and he was laughing his head off and wouldn't tell me why. He kept saying it was a funny scene in the movie but I didn't believe him & finally he admitted it was because I farted in my sleep. I literally got so embarrassed and started blushing like crazy!! He just found it so funny because it obviously never happened before. He's the type of person who doesn't think twice about stuff like that but I'm still so humiliated by it. He just hugged me & said it was "kind of adorable" and that I shouldn't worry about stuff like that in front of him. We both laughed about it and I know he's just having fun with me but he keeps teasing me about it and won't drop it. How do I stop feeling so embarrassed about it?
Guys, So embarrassed! Why would he tell me about my sleep farts?
What Guys Said 3
I fucking totally hate this too and do everything in my power to not fart around my wife, totally embarrasses me and she makes fun of me too! Even after being together for almost 20 years, its still the same. They do make fun because we try so hard to hide it and down play it. They know we are embarrassed and they enjoy watching us squirm. EVIL! LOL! You just have to realize that everyone does it, no big deal. Just tell him if he thinks it is so funny, then you will wait till he is asleep next time and fart right on his face! How bout dat?0
Just grow up. It something we all do. He knows it makes you embarrassed so he just teasing you to get a quick laugh. Just continue to laugh with him or find something else to laugh about.1
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