Boyfriend wants to witness it all?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend likes witnessing anything that could potentially be embarrassing for me (burps, farts, wardrobe malfunctions, etc.) He doesn't like it when I try being discreet about certain things around him and wants to witness it all (even my unflattering moments). If I go to the bathroom at his house he'll ask me if I went #1 or #2 and ask how it went lol. I get so awkward because I just would rather be ladylike and not disclose that information. My question is this: why doesn't he want me to hide any of that stuff from him? I think it's sweet that he accepts me for exactly who I am & doesn't expect perfection, but isn't that too close for comfort? Thanks everyone!

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[Nik1hil]

i think he is weird,
and i think he is simply curious about women, he did not had a sister or lived in proximity of women before..
that only makes sense to me
ask him , if he ever lived in house with women's around

[Musicgeek21]

He's a keeper. Most men try and put their partners in the lady box instead of accepting them and their flaws. No it isn't too close for comfort unless he's changing your tampon or holding your hand while you poop.

[ChronicThinker]

I don't get why the idea of you farting or shitting is something to hyper focus on, but I also don't get how being a normally functioning human being makes you less ladylike.

[booshlinux]

Hey man everyone is different. This guy gets some pleasure from weird shit like that which is strange to me but to each their own.

Sounds like a future rape case.

[Randomguy97]

I would suggest start being less ladylike and be open about farting around him and everything but even after that he asks about no1 or no2 and how it went you get a hint that he is creepy and not simply trying to break the ice of awkwardness

[Decentguy]

asking if you had #1 or #2 is really too creepy and sounds very dangerous to me. Something is really wrong with your boyfriend i think

[20yearsolder]

He has some type of fetish for when your are uncomfortable around him. Either that or a piss and shit fetish. Sounds odd to me.

[Mothon77]

That sounds more like creepy than weird