What is/are your worst pick up lines?

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  • You remind me of my big toe.

    Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

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  • Wanna play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you!

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

    I heard them from Mafia 2 video game and they're so bad they're good

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  • Are you a drill Sargent? Cause you're making my dick stand at attention.

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  • Let's blow this popsicle stand.
    Wanna see my yacht?
    You're new here, aren't you.
    Kinda loud, huh?
    Have you tried the quiche?
    Do you know how to make a roast?

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  • Hey baby did you fall from heaven? Cause I got an erection!

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  • “Are you drinking skim milk because you think you’re fat? Cuz you’re not. You could be drinking 2% if you wanted”

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  • Hey girl did u fall from heaven cuz u should go back

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  • I like you, do you like me, can we be a family? In the barney the dinosaur song

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  • "Hey, I've seen you from over there and though you look cute.
    would you like to grab some coffee?"

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  • You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night.

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  • "does this rag smell like choloraform to you?"

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  • Come, let us copulate.

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  • Yo MA!!

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  • are you a mango, cause you make man go crazy 😝😝

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  • anything I say

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  • Howdie girl

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