Give me your best pickup line?

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  • Do you believe in Santa Claus or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?

    *Drops mic*

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  • Let's agree that your right knee is Christmas and your left knee is the New Years and let's meet between the holidays.

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  • Are you an owl, because you can come see me in the night..

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  • I’ve sort of tried one. After getting love in general into a conversation, I ask how she’s doing with her boyfriend. If she says she doesn’t have one, I tell her I’m surprised.
    lol What do you think? :)

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  • Guy: (Wiggles finger to make her come to you) saying Come here
    She comes over.
    Guy: see made you come with one finger, imagine Two.

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  • ^_^
    There's a reason I have never had a relationship but rather been the one who fixes them XD and no this isn't the pick up line Hahaha!

    *Looks at you, deep into your eyes, lowers my head, brings it back up but this time with my eyes fixed on your hand, holds your left hand and lifts it. I put your hand on my chest so you can feel my heart beat*

    "Umm, look. Every time I look in your eyes I feel like my whole body has gone numb, whenever you laugh I lose track of all my surroundings and can only hear you.

    "your always on my mind and it hurts me every time I think of you"

    "Why was I given the gift of meeting someone who seems so perfect for me but at the same time makes me feel like the chance of getting to be with them is the lower than winning the lottery?"

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  • Are you the suicide hotline? Fuck me or I'll kill myself

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  • I think your dad is a terrorist because he dropped a hot bomb like you

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  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears

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  • Just as the morning dew forms over the fresh green leaf..
    My eyes melt over ur beauty

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  • "Hey. Looking good and im not talking about the weather."

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  • we should be lightning peoples cigarettes, cause we're a match πŸ˜‰

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  • Are You Gillette?
    Cause you're The Best a Man Can Get.

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  • Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

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    • Make sure you'd still choose me even if I'm Snorlax 😁

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    • What a lucky pokemon then :)

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  • Are you a school?
    Huh?
    Because i wanna shot kids inside you

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  • Are you American? Cuz' you're about to be free tonight! 😎

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  • Do you need an inhaler cause you got that ass ma (asthma)

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  • Girl you must be Dr. Seuss cause u green eggs and daaaaaamn

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  • *stare* ... *Runs away and hides in a corner somewhere*

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  • If you need words to fall for a guy, look for an author :p

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