Thats it. Wow guys are so easy to please.
Whoa hold on a sec I'm not sure if winning both AGT and iron chef is easy.Well maybe she should win Miss Universe also. That should make things a little tougher.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. For me anyway.
Talk is cheap hun. Show me your trophies.
I dont need too. I know my self worth. Just because i dont have a trophy doesn't mean that im not all those things. Sometime your life purpose is not to get famous but to get rich. Fame means nothing wothout the dough. Its just exploitation. Talk isn't cheap i am actually good at all those things and more and i did win miss ( my countries) before cause thats the only thing i competed in.
Ah I see well then win AGT with singing and iron chef and we will be all set. Actually hold on I also like fearless women. So win fearfactor too.
What is AGT
America's Got Talent... Hmm maybe I should change it to American Idol since that might be more proper for a singer.
Ha i can win that anyday. I can bellydance. I dont feel like exploiting my body though but i do it as a hobbie and to stay in shape. but just knowing that i can win it makes me feel better. and i am an amazing cook too if i do say so myself. Thanks bro. You just lifted up my mood. I know this sounds weird but i will take those as a complement even though it wasn't lol.
Well there's a difference between being confident and being cocky. Obviously this being the internet people can say whatever they want. Well hey if you win all those shows I'd be pretty impressed. Heck I want to win all those shows too.
Lol im not being cocky im just keeping it real lol. I can really belly dance though. I started since i was young like grade 1. My moms dream was ro ne a dancer. So i guess she lived that through me. Although i didn't like belly dance a lot. I like hip hop and rap and free speech and stuff and karate which i took later on. Im a green belt. But i dont think achievement is what makes a person because i have seen them and let me tell you pageant girls are actually not dump but they are really mean and jealous about appearance which is why i stopped. And American got talent i can say in confidence i am a good competitor if i were to go for it. And in terms of cooking there shouldn't be a doubt becsuse im eastern european. Cooking is part of tradition. Thats normal for us. Thats not even a talent. Thats a necessaty. Lol
Oh well do you have a signature dish?Like if it's a romantic night what would you cook for that special someone?
You mean my husband when i get married? For him i would make everything he requests. I can make anything. All he hqs to do is say what he wants.
Let's say he wants an egg cooked medium rare and a steak sunny side up. You can make that?
Thats easy. I can make better than that. Thats not even a challenge. Thats not even real food. Thats a snack.
Lol nice inversia by the way
Haha well alright I've never seen an egg medium rare and a steak sunny side up. I would love to see what it looks like. Ok well how about this can you cook a three course meal, while belly dancing, and singing a full song?
Lol you have never seen it because it does t exist. I assumed that you dont know much about cooking or English so you mixed the expressions ao i ignored it cause i got what ypu were trying to say.
Lol well hey if you can pull it off I'd be pretty impressed. You seem to be typing pretty fast I'm seeing more and more typos.
No im listening to elvis presley hound dog on my phone and it stops when i type so thats why i type fast.
I probably can pull it off.
I just have to be creative and think outside the box.
Yup nothing like using the good old noggin to solve that mystery.But the real question is can you do it while belly dancing and singing.
Lol hey hey now lwts not get carried away. Otherwise it would be charcoal for setving.Not food.
Well I certainly wouldn't want to be served charcoal. Maybe keeping those three separate is for the best.
Lol dont worry you won't be served anything cause you will not be my husband.
Well I meant just in general, but dayum way to bring down the lightning and the thunder.
Lol yep i saw my opening and i took it.
Mmhmm you took all of it.
Yep cause its reality. Its important to be truthful to oneself and others of course.
Why I concur.Yup they say that the truth will set you free. I think...
Ypu shouldn't think you should know.
And after thunder and lightening comes the rain lol
I should? What else should I know?And then after the rain is the sunshine.
Hahaha ok enough with the analogy of thunder light and rain and sun. We went over the 4 seasons already lol. I think you are a bit angry right now or at least by the tone of the message you seem angry. I want you to relax and breath and then write the next message. Lol.
There's a tone in my typing?Well I don't know I don't feel angry. GAG don't usually get me angry unless I'm dealing with an idiot. Which I'm assuming you are not.It'd be pretty sad to end the year with an angry conversation with a stranger on GAG lol.
Ok ok enough with the disses. Im sorry if i hurt your feelings. Lets call a truce. You win.
Whoa hang on a second dissing? I thought we were having a brief friendly chat lol.
Hahaha thats what you think. Calling someone a stranger. You called me a stranger which is true but it cause an effect of unimportance when you see it so bluntly. Thats when i understood the medicine i was selling and i guess i got a taste of my own medicine lol. Get it that means i learned my lesson in case you didn't get it cause its an analogy.
Well I mean stranger is the best way I can describe you. I don't even know your real name and we have never met.You see me as a stranger too no?
Yes of course but i dont put a label on it cause everyone is a stranger here. And yes you dont know me and me too but your comment didn't just say that i am a stranger it made me feel like you said i dont care what you think cause you're just a stranger. I dont care what label you put on it you cannot cover the rice with yogurt. Its a proverb in my language. It means you cannot cover the truth with frilly language and dressing. The message was clear and i didn't like what i read which made me understand my behaviour previously. So im sorry if i hurt your feelings. I dont want to argue.
I'm gonna be honest seems like you're taking it a lot harder than I am lol. What happened to our brief friendly chat.
Huh my elvis marathon ended. Thats what happened. I guess i took it harder cause i thought i offended you without realising it or something.
Oh well my marathon didn't I was watching bad/funny auditions of American Idol and America's Got Talent. It's how I came up with those things to define a soul mate haha.
Thats hilarious. Here i was trying to compete with American idol contestants what the hell was i thinking.
Didn't you say and I quote "easy peasy lemon squeezy?"Hey if you win all those shows I still think it would be pretty impressive.
Lol ok dont take my words into account. Honestly i am a good dancer but i would never go on a show to compete cause thats not what i want. And the cooking and pagent thing is all true.
Well alrighty then. Gee wiz this must be the longest exchange I have on GAG.So how would you define a soul mate?
To be fair my confusion took up most of it lol. I dont text much so i always get confused when people message cause i can't tell their voice tone throught text but anyway... A soul mate for me is simply love. I dont really care what they look like. So for a soulmate i only think of pure love and happiness and a compatibility match ( As in personality).
Yeah that's always the problem with texting versus talking to someone.Oh really? What if the guy was completely hairless, but loved you unconditionally?
Thats not a big issue. That just means he has alopecia. There are wigs for that.
Ah I see. Alright then what if his entire body from head to toe is covered in hair?
Then you call the razor company to hopefully give you a monthly discount on your yearly supply of razors lol. Come on now is this a joke. We are talking about real unconditional love here. Thats almost inexistant. Lack of hair or too much hair is not an issue.
Oh but what if the guy doesn't want to shave. Yeah love is a very powerful thing and should never fall in the wrong hands.
Ok then what choice do i have. I would have to accept him as is lol.
Why would you picture my soulmate with no hair or with lots of hair. Thats just weird.
But kind of funny lol
Haha why not? I mean haven't you seen beauty and the beast?
Yeah but he shaves by the end of the movie lol.
But if he decides to keep his look I'm sure Belle would still love him.
Yeah she would.
What is your obsession with hair. Geez.
I just think it's really neat. Actually isn't the whole world a little obsessed with hair? Look at all the styles you can do. Oh and all them shampoo commercials.
Yeah but you're talking about the whole body hair not just hair on your head. There is a difference. You cannot braid the hair on your stomach cause there is no point no one is gonma see that so that hairdo is useless there.
Oh I disagree. In fact I've seen guys wear those half cut shirts where their belly is exposed. And during those hot summer days sometimes guys would just take off their shirt completely.
Lol come on bro. Ok fine. Your version of my soulmate is hairy I would accept it. You really love hair. Do you work as a hairdresser or something.
Yup and who knows maybe braiding belly hair would be a new trend in the future. I sincerely hope that doesn't happen. Lol I wish I was a hairdresser. Then I can cut my own hair instead of paying someone else to do it.
I actually cut my own hair. And my dads and brothers and moms. I never go to a hairdresser and they dont either i can do everything a hairdresser does myself. There is no point to waste money when you can do it yourself right?
Oh well now I'm curious to see what your hair looks like. So you have like all the buzzing tools and the thinning shears in your house?
Well yeah. Those aren't really expensive you know. And my hair lools awesome it suits my face shape. I started to cut my own hair because i went to a hairdresser once and she messed it up and i was so angry i started crying. So i thought crying isn't gonna solve anything i must fix it but i didn't feel like spwnding another 60 bucks on it ao i went on youtube and from there my mom likes so she do me. I said ok.
Hellacray why are you obsessed with hair
Geez women's hair costs $60? That's a spicy meatball. My haircuts only cost $11 and that's after tip.Haha well hair is neat ain't it?
I dont know. Sometimes its neat messy clean unclean Bro its hair? Stop jerking your chain lol. I know you are not obsessed with hair.
Yup hair is neat I don't know how else to put it.by the way if I needed a haircut could you cut my hair?
What is the full translation of your name. Hell of a crazy guy or what? Cause hellacray cray is hiphop English
Hella is a word that originated in the bay area which is where I'm from. And cray is well I think you know what that means. What about you miss dandiecandie?
No sorry i dont really know you other than my online friend with a crazy name that isn't the real name. I dont feel safe meeting people i dont know. But you're a good friend and talking about hair its not the worst conversation i had on here lol.
What is cray short for crayon
I like dandilions and candie. Therefore dandiecandie
You never heard people use the word cray? Well I'm pretty sure it mean crazy. And hella is basically just another word for very. Like that hair is hella cool.
Wait why dandelions?
Ok so it ia hip hop language. See i got it right the first bro.
Because when i first came to Canada with my family i was aroung 11 years old and it was August and all the fields were filled with dandielians and it looked pretty and colorful on the green field. It gave the grass a hairstyle if that makes more sense to you lol. You know since you love hair.
Well actually hella became an official word and is now in the dictionary.Cray I think is still just slang for crazy.
Oh really? I didn't know that.
Ah so you're from Canada. Very good.
Yeah i live here now and why is that good.
Well don't you like it there? I have some relatives living in Vancouver actually. And Canadians have this thing called poutine that I really want to try.
Its nothing special believe me. Just fries cheese and gravy.
Fries, cheese, and gravy sounds totally awesome. I can be impressed very easily sometimes.
To be honest i have missed my country ever since i came. I miss my family and friends. I feel like an outsider even after 15 years of being here. I am used to my own culture. Here common sense is less common and the law is so binding freedom of expression doesn't really exist.
Hmm really? I don't know I've visited Canada a few times before and it seems alright to me. Where are you originally from?
You have to be careful of how you say things so that you dont get in teouble kind of like what i said about putting yogurt over the rice to hide the truth. Same thung with wveryday life. You must dress the truth so that it seema not what it actually is And that takes unnecessary effort and work that i find useless.
Well usa and Canada are not very different. Same tactics and people would be ok just having lived here and not knowing how the other side lives. And i know how the other side lives thats why i find it hard to accept that this way pf living is all there is. Life is so monotone. The same thing everyday. Work sleep wake up. I hope this isn't the meaning of life because its so boring.
Well just treat others how you want to be treated and umm be careful of what you say I guess.So what's your home country?
Hahahaha good question. Whats yours?
USA I guess? I was born here afterall.
How about originally
Well my parents are Chinese so I'll let you figure that one out.
So you're russian
Well im macedonian
But i can cook Asian food by the way
I xan make dim sum
All my friends are taiwanese and main land Asians
Macedonian eh so you're from Macedonia. I have no idea where that is lol.Oh really? So you can make steamed pork buns and wonton?
Not pork because i dont eat pork but those are one of the easiest dishes bro. I can make fried rice. Pork bone soup. Curry with meat and vegies and rice. And so on.
Macedonia is in east Europe
You might be Asian but you're not living up to the stereotype of the nerdy Asian with your geography skills
Oh ok and you have a lot of Asian friends? Hmm well that's something alright. Actually a lot of the stuff you mentioned isn't really dim sum. A lot of the dim sum is steamed with those tiny bamboo containers.
Haha whoa hold on a second. Is that a compliment or an insult? Are all your Asian friends good with geography?
I know what i said iant dim sum Those are different dishes. Bro i know what dim sum looks like i eat it every weekend at my friends house me her and her mom make it from scratch it takes 3 hours
Oh by the way the stereotype is Asians are good at math. So... I'll just leave it at that.
No its a compliment and what i meant is they are smart thats why i like hanging out with them because our mentality matches in terms of school and education. I chose my friends wisely because you know what they say tell me qho your friend is and i will tell you who you are. And i feel like they get me is that such a big problem. Why do you get so sturtled that my friends are Asian.
Regardless Asians are smart in general
Ok... well saying I'm not living up to the nerdy stereotype with my geography skills, you don't see a problem with that? You just make sure you don't say that to your friends. It's late I'm gonna hit the hay. Oh and have a happy new year.Ciao
Listen bro my friends love me for who i am. And it was a joke. My best friend i call hwr mei mei she calls me jie jie. Thats chinese. We joke around all the time like this. Its normal for us
Thats chinese for younger sister and older sister.
You know you're not really nice. As a friend on here i am really disappointed from your reaction because it was without a reason.
Hey if that's how you like to joke around with your friends that's fine. I mean like if I had a Mexican friend and I said you're not living up to the stereotype of being lazy. Especially if I just met the person that could be pretty offensive.Well it might not be nice, but it is honest. Again with just text it's hard to tell when someone is joking.
I will have you know being Lazy is not a positive feature. I meant it as a good thing. But in text you can't see my face or hear my voice. Regardless of my intention i alrewdy said if you misunderstood me and i hurt your feelings im sorry. But the reason why you reacted that way is because i think you have a complex about being chinese. I want to let you know its 2018 and csnada is a multicultural coubtry no one cares what race you are.
And by the way i know a lot of mexicans and thats npt true they actually work very hard. Just like Asians are smart. Whete is the problem here
Well a stereotype is still a stereotype. And you say people don't care, but I'm pretty sure there's still racists and sexists out there. Heck there's a few floating around on GAG.
Do you even know what stereotype is and frankly i said you dont live up to your stereotype of being intelligent. Why is bad to have a stereotype of being intelligent? Your claim for appeal in this issue is not even valid. The stereotype is that Asians are smart. I said you dont fit thst stereotype. So why are you arguing? This is completely true otherwise if you were intelligent you would not pick a silly nilly fight over some thing as irrelevent as this. If you tell a mexican you dont fit the stereotype of being lazy? Is that negative towards him. No it just means its a stereotype people have created and he proves that stereotype to be true. And im sorry if you got offended for practocslly nothing. But i was more thsn nice and polite to you even though it was a misunderstsnding. You seemed like a nice person but im really disappointed to see that you have a complex about being chinese which is too bad because i actually care a lot and respect your culture.
Haha hold on a second. You saying that I don't fit the stereotype of being smart means you're calling me dumb. Like you said the stereotype is that Asians are smart. Saying I don't fit the stereotype means I'm not smart. You see? Well just saying you should be careful when you're talking about stereotypes. I actually watch a bunch of stand up comedy where they make fun of stereotypes all the time.
Yeah you aren't smart. Why do you think misreading the fine print of my words is intelligence and paying attention to detail? On top of that picking a fight over it. Do you think not knowing where a country falls or exists is aittainment of knowledge or lack of knowledge? You tell me. You can draw your own coclusions from the facts.
How am I misreading. I'm not living up to the nerdy Asian stereotype with my geography skills.I'm not trying to nit pick, I just don't think you see my point of view. You seem to make a lot of assumptions. First you thought I was angry now you think I have a complex lol. Not exactly sure if I would classify that as nice or polite, but I guess it could be worse.
Boy if you could read the fine print you would see i didn't classify you under the Asian stereotype. You failed to get that and you thought i offended you regarding stereotypes by saying nerdy. which i really dont understand why cause nerdy it means your smart. I thought being Asian you would be able to catch this detail and we could have an oh you think im not smart type of moment which we are having a day later after i pointed out the fine print to you. Thank you very much. And there is no way in hell with the name hellacray that youd fall under the Asian stereotype so dont worry no one offended your ego or chinese culture complex. I say you have a complex because Asians would not be offended by this infact they imbrace it cause their stereotype is actually positive. I thought you were angry cause your texting is blant i can not even imagine your tone of voice. There is no complex about your lack to write with emotion.
So you tell me? Do you think it sounds smart what you did. Omg i feel like im in court and i dont know why im there. Geez
And for the record dont be dissing the mexicans because being lazy means you're smart enough to do a hard job with the least amount of effort. Thats the definition of an entrepreneur right there.
And since you watc h stand up check out fluffy.
Do you think you sound smart? You know what I'm just gonna go with it was a bad joke. I'll give your thumbs and/or fingers a break. You're clearly typing in anger. Not to mention I need to pee and get something to eat.
Oh the fluffy pappi? He's a good one.
But you might like kevin hart more cause you seem to be the same personality type. His alter ego is similar to your pwrsonality type.
Boy i know im smart and im not angry. Im just right. And i get exited when i know im right and that i clearly won this agument.
Haha wait a second so when I use the exact same words you were using for a Mexican stereotype it's dissing? But when you use it for an Asian stereotype it's a joke? You are just blowing my mind today.
No you didn't use the same words. Show me where is lazy similar to smart at first glance. At first glance its not. At least for most people.
Hellacray cray you ain't gonna win this cause i know im right cause my intentions werent negative Now i got to go eat. I just woke up and i guess you texted mecfirst. Look all im gonna say is you're losing a good friend on gag over some bullshit stereotypical analogy that the public has created and it doesn't even apply to you. Im not gonna argu about it anymore. If you still wanna be a friend to me then drop this cause when im pretty honest and i am aware of my intentions so you cannot tell me white is black and black is white cause there clearly is a difference. If you want to be my friwnd fine but dont bring your complex into our friendship cause i will take you downtown.
Ok just calm down. So I used the same words, for a Mexican stereotype. The stereotype for Mexicans is that they're lazy.So if you scroll up what I said was if I had a Mexican friend and I said they're not living up to the stereotype of being lazy. That would be pretty offensive right? I'm not dissing them I'm using a stereotype of a different group of people to prove my point. I mean hey if you're gonna start getting defensive and start throwing insults we can just stop.
Then you said which is true
Bro its your text please double check before typing it out.
You can claim you're right all you want that doesn't make it true. And usually when someone starts throwing insults I wouldn't exactly call that person a winner.
Lol I think you should take a closer look cause I didn't say which is true.
What insults? Its reality. I dont think you are smart because a smart person wouldn't waste his time arguing on an irrelevant issue such as this. Ask yourself what are you gaining from this argument? Just excess drama Im sorry but i dontvlike drama. Which is why im gonna end thus right here. I dont care what you said or what i said. I dont have time for this. Im hungry as hell. Im gonna go make myself some fried rice cause its quick and easy not becausr you're asuan and im trying to end it fhat particular dish.
Haha I can't tell you trolling me?
Hella cray do you want some rice or did you eat fish and chips.
Alright well I'm gonna make myself some cereal cause that's all I got.
Well tbh I don't like seafood and I actually don't even like rice that much.
I like rice but not seafood.
Brown or white?
White rice although brown is healthier.
Hellacray. Im gonna sleep now cause its late in Canada. So good night.
Geez you are quick. And yes brown rice is healthier. Alright sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.
Ok bro good night
Lol you keep calling me bro. Should I start calling you sis?
Sure i would love to be your sister.
Ok seriously bro good night. I need to sleep its 1:40 am here.
Gee wiz that's late alrighty then.
I don't think this question was about drugs but I agree anyway
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There are 4 different types of soulmates. One of them is to teach you a lesson. One is to be your friend. One is to marry and i forgot the last one.