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1. Being physically abusive. (Emotional abuse is terrible too, but I can be more forgiving there. I can handle a verbal outburst if it's a rare occurrence and followed by an apology, but if he commits any sort of physical violence against me, I walk away, then and there.)
2. Having no sense of personal hygiene.
3. "So, by when can I expect sex?"3