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Who the fuck uses pickup lines? People who need to get a personality just as bad as they need to get laid. But okay.Can I call you an Oompa Loompa?'Cause I'll make you sing too when I enter your chocolate factory.
Hey... I have a huge lakeview mansion in Falkreath, my horse is still (luckily) alive, I'm wearing an amulet of Mara, Oh and did you remember that I've helped you once? So... Wanna come to Riften?
Was your father a thief? I was just wondering who stole the stars from the heavens and hid them in your eyes. Nice dress. Let's see how it looks on my bedroom floor. So... did I mention I have a penis? You look great in that outfit. You'd look better out of it.
"I'll have a large order of House Special Lo Mein and two quarts of Won-Ton Soup to go."
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Is it hot in here, or is it just you? You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.
Are you my appendix? because I don't understand you but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
I'm East-Asian and if I we're to use pick up lines which I don't, I would say "Are you from China? Because I'm 'tryna' get yo number girl."
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the only one that anyone has used one:are you my big toe because i wanna bang you on all the furniture in the house
Haha. Thats funny
@Jessington thanks for mho <3
Did it hurt? When you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I enjoy nerd pickup lines. Though when I use them on some people in falls on deft ears.DNA spelled backwards is AND, as in… me AND you
Hey I'm the proletatian masses, wanna be my means of production? *wink wink
On gag "Hey. How as you?" To impress the girl in public "How you doing?"
Are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Do you like horses?Cus you just found yourself a stallion.
Did you fall from heaven cause you could be the devil
"Wanna eat toilets with me?"
You don't have many friends do you?
LollllllllllMr puppet is my friend 🤗
You forgot to add 'only'
NooMommy is my friend too
Now isn't that great? You got more friends than me
Let's be friends
Lick my hamster butt daddy
Wait what-I thought that's how you make friends Damn the world is changing
I usually start by exchanging nudes
Wanna see my nude p***y https://goo.gl/images/Tv9uUw
Well here's my big black c*ckwww.google.co.in/search
Mmmmm damn look so yumn
I'd love to play with it if you play with mine 😛
what the fuck
Oh you wanted a pick up line right?Here's one- Are you Jesus? Cause I'd like to nail you on the wall
Is your father retarded? Cause you are special.
Nice legs when they open?
You are pretty. Can we be friends?
I don't have any lol
You look incredible.
Hi you seemed nice
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