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Well, assuming I find myself dating again it will be a while before I date another Rebecca. My last girlfriend was named Rebecca. Coincidentally, the woman I dated before her (without a guy between them to act as a buffer) was named Rebecca.
All of my friends teased me about going out and finding another Rebecca just so I wouldn't have to learn a new name and worry about yelling the wrong name in bed.
If I dated a third Rebecca without throwing a Jessica or a Jodie or a Monica between them I'd never live it down.