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The mating ritual in the USA is something only drug addicts on an overdose could think of.
The graceful thing to do for a man is to poo and pee all over yourself. Of course, anyone can do that. The trick for a male is to cover all his bodily crevices with it and then seduce the female with the astounding odour.
This might seem familiar, because it is. It's the exact mating ritual hippos use, which ought not to be surprising since many Americans have a hippo-esque body
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