How should you greet each other on a first date in America?

Hug, shake hands, high five?

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  • The mating ritual in the USA is something only drug addicts on an overdose could think of.

    The graceful thing to do for a man is to poo and pee all over yourself. Of course, anyone can do that. The trick for a male is to cover all his bodily crevices with it and then seduce the female with the astounding odour.

    This might seem familiar, because it is. It's the exact mating ritual hippos use, which ought not to be surprising since many Americans have a hippo-esque body

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    • Wtf? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • Just tried it, in a small crowd to start. It worked great! The women were screaming, and plugging their noses out of pure lust. Some even threw up out of excitement of the thought of being with such a man! Thanks for all your help!

    • No problem man! I enjoy helping out

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  • This is how I imagine they greet in dates
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  • Stare awkwardly til you decide the other person isn't a serial killer. Then enjoy your date.

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  • Definitely not a high five. That's more for friend zoning people. I'd say a hand shake for the first date and a hug for the second and onwards

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  • Say hi, no touching if its the first time meeting and having little contact. Handshakes work too. A hug if your more personal with each other.

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  • You kinda just feel the vibe as you walk up to each other and go from there, it unfortunately depends on the critical moment of Truth lol at least for me it does

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  • Go for a High five. Don't think much. Just go for it

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  • Just say hey and wait for him to put his hand in that thing where you like.. put your arm through or something

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  • I usually squeeze her tits and smack her ass upon meeting her

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  • standard greeting should suffice

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  • I would rather people just not touch me at all

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  • I'd go for a fist bump

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  • Hug...

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  • Fist bump

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  • A hug and quick titty grab

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  • a hug works

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  • Handshake or hug, depends on which you prefer.

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  • Hug.

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  • Oh did no one tell you? We bow just like in Asia

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  • It's a date not an interview... I would say a hug

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  • Shake hands

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  • Shoot guns in the air Tex Avery style 😎

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  • Shake hands if it's a first meeting

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    • Isn't that too business like?

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    • Yeah though I don't connect with people on an emotional level very much through text, so I'm a little more stand offish easily.

      Thanks for the advice!

    • Okay gotcha, no problem πŸ‘

  • "How you doin'?"

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  • Bald eagle screeching

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  • A hug

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  • Jerk each other off

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  • Hugs

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  • LOL that high five πŸ˜‚

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  • Fuck themmπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Fuck

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  • The most obvious answer would be to greet your date as politely and gracefully as the president of the United States would.

    You walk up and just grab her by the pussy.

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  • cheek kissing routine

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    • In America?

    • what's your nationality?

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