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Are you an American high school? Cause I wanna shoot up some kids inside ya.
I think you're a thief
Because you just stole my heart
But my fav line is (bit cheesy)
My love for you is like a diarrhoea
I can't hold it in
"Hey, does this smell like chlorophorm?"
"Hey, wanna fuck?"
"I like you. Want to see my basement?"
"You're beautiful. You'd look even better in a trash bag"
"So when did you get the new living room couch?"
Typically some variation.
Me: Hi, I need a girls opinion on something
girl: sure what is it?
Me: If I like a girl, should I go up and introduce myself or should I wait until I'm sure she likes me?
girl: You should introduce yourself now or you might miss your chance.
Me: ok, hi i'm x...
Well I'd never use this, but "hey girl, what's the difference between a sandwich and an erection? Your not giving me a sandwich right now." 😂😂
Realistically I'd just talk normally and maybe make a few bad jokes or puns that work into the conversation. I don't use pickup lines.
You walk halfway to them, give them the old finger point. And say, "well you came this far. So there must be something here that interested you." Take a second, then say, "hey I'm Charlie. (Take her hand) and you are? (Whatever she says is her name) that's a beautiful name. So what brings a beautiful lady to my side?"
I have no pick up line, i just go and say hello and let the girl reject me xd
So this one time I was at a party and I saw a girl so I went in front of her and fell down. She and others nearby helped me up and asked if I was okay and I said it ok I just fell for her
Are you a parking ticket bc you got fine written all over you. Or. Are You a redlight bc i stop everytime i see you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Both of them are pretty. Bit not as pretty as you.
Heaven must miss you because you clearly are a fallen angel.
I want you to sit on my face, so I can eat my way up to your heart
You must be tired; you’ve been running through my mind all day
The best lines usually have their name in them.
Example: *Payton* I would Payton dollars to get to know you a little better
Greetings female homo sapien my unconscious mind has analyzed your features and decided that if I were to ejaculate my sperm into your vagina and an egg were to be fertilized that the offspring would be a valuable addition to the gene pool and a further step in the evolutionary line that is more likely to survive and prosper than if I were to breed with the female that I deem less physically attractive next to you because our DNA doesn't work together as well as yours and mine would this meaning that I believe you should allow me to ejaculate inside of your vagina please
I don't have one. However I can wiggle my nose like a rabbit.
"Hi! Would you like to go out with me on Friday night?"
"Excuse me miss I'm lost would you mind giving me directions to your heart"😎
ayy bitch lemme smaaaaash... nah jk it's actually, "Roses are red, my leg is blue. That's because I just fell for you." ;)
Will you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angle. lol
I think u need a fan because u look so hot. lol
Word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word
you look familar... have we taken a class together? i swear we’ve had chemistry
Can I use ur phone? I told my mom I would call her once i feel in love
All of mine are inappropriate and would get taken off the site 😅
truck you people with bad pickup lines
(no puns intended)
I have lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
Hi i am (name) and i am very faitfull just ask my right hand
(While shaking their hand)
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!
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