I had a problem at homecoming?

I have been begging this girl to go out with me for months and months and she finally said she would go to homecoming with me. We went to dinner and I had chicken which seemed undercooked but I didn't want to say anything. We were driving to the dance and I felt the chicken making a run for the border, we were far away from a bathroom and I had to go so I pulled over and shit diarrhea everywhere and she ran off crying. What should I do?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Oh..
    um.
    Well, this is what happens when you eat shitty food.
    (no pun intended)

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Most Helpful Guy

  • while your chances are zilch in ever speaking to her again. I've had a similar experience. i luckily had a spare change of underwear.

    just know that this happens to other people.

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  • That’s what you get for eating undercooked chicken you twat

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  • Wipe your ass first of course

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    • All I found to wipe with was were some evergreen leaves and a dead squirrel

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