Most Helpful Guys
Call him "Something Else." Literally. Then he will ask what your problem is, and the two of you can have a healthy discussion about why you are compelled to call him by something other than his name. (And why you would ask for suggestions on social media.)
Since he's into cricket call him wicket. Or Wickey for short.
Most Helpful Girl
Think you need to think of something yourself (not being rude) just because you know him best. I mean mines just squishy because he has a big bum 😂 but he finds that funny given he's a skeleton man. So it's all about your relationship