What's the best pickup line you ever heard?

Mine was - If you were a McDonald's Burger they would name you Mcslayer and im loving it.

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  • Good one... I don't know if it counts as a pick up line... But this summer i was hanging out with my chick best friend and i showed her a cringy post of a 14/15 years old girl who put white glue on her wrist, with the caption "daddy noticed i was sad, so he came all over my scars to make me feel better"... We laughed at the cringe the a moment if awkward silence settled in as i remembered my friend used to self harm... And as i was thinking shit... U moron, why am i so stupid... she went:
    I wonder if it really works, the thing is my scars are on my thighs, maybe u can help me find out...
    I was like shiiiit and just said:
    Doesn't sounds bad to me...
    She : are we low key flirting right now?
    Me : you just asked me to shoot a load on your thigh... Thats not low key at all...
    And now we are dating for over 6 months... So yeah... Pick up line or not... It fuckin worked

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  • Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you, but I totally should be

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  • I’ve been told many things but the two that always stuck with me were:

    -“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together”
    -“Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you”.

    They are cute & funny! 😄

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  • Guys don't use pick up lines on me cause I meet all my friends in religious circles and even the classes I take in school are all based on religion. The only pick up line somebody ever used on me was referring to me as a groovy chick. Weirded me out.

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  • Very cheesy!

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  • What does Mcslayer mean
    Dialogue from the film Queen:
    "Are you tired because you are always running in my mind?"

    "I am cold maybe you can warm me up"

    Karishma: "you look like my hero."

    "Do you have a map? Because since I saw you, I feel lost in your beauty."

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  • Are you suicide? Because you’re always on my mind 🤠

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  • "hey do you have a band aid? I just hurt myself falling for you" haha

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  • Hey gurl, are you Russia? Because when I get inside you, the results are going to be disappointing, and it will go down in history as a huge mistake.

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  • For reals pick up line...
    They're drinking late, it's closing time.
    Him: Wanna go home with me?
    Her: Naw. I'm just going to go home.
    Him: Wanna go home with Russel?
    Her: Who's Russel?
    Him: Russel, my LOVE muscle.
    :)

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  • This one was by me to a random girl at a nightclub...
    -“Hey, you like magic?”
    -*She nods*
    -“Wanna see me pull a wand outta my pants?”
    😂😂😂

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  • Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you

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  • How many planets are there?
    8
    There will only be 7 when I destroy Uranus!

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  • Are you death? 'Cause I crave you every day.

    Are you a razor? Cause I want you to touch my genitals.

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  • STD's are like Pokémon. Wanna help me catch 'em all?

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  • Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

    Simples...

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  • "Those clothes would look great on my floor." Or..

    "Did I die? Because I see an angel!" *points to her*

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    • the first one is a savage one
      what if a girl slaps you as a result
      hahahahahahahaha
      such a dirty mind you have

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    • Brother, In 2019, a feminazi will make a harassment case on you, hahahahahahahaha
      Men are too scared to approach women and they can't even tell women how pretty they look
      However, we had a mytake on this app which said, "approaching women is not harassment."

    • @Shezadi I'd love to waste her time in court over a single comment and mock the court if they convict me. I give zero fucks, I refuse to live in fear. You can be sued for assault for just waving your fist at someone, so if someone really wants to take me to court then I'm going to court regardless.

      Agreed on the sassyness xD It's fun and keeps things interesting :P

      Come to think of it, if I get slapped in the face I should ask them to slap me on the ass instead ahaha.

  • Hey gorgeous, want to hate yourself tomorrow morning?

    Come sit on my lap, we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

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    • I’d say that Definitely appeals to girls with daddy issues haha

  • Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out there.

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  • "Fuck me and I'll save your planet!"
    Capt. Kirk's best pick-up line.

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  • Are you Blackbeard? cause you have an enormous booty.

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  • We should both be together since we both have MVPs:

    Most Valuable Penis and Most Valuable Pussy.

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  • Hey gorgeous ,,, your sparkle is causing beautiful discomfort to the eyes of men

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  • "I'd love to see what you look like in a Burka."

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    • The guy that just started taking pictures of my feet without saying anything is the clear winner though. He even had the shutter sound and flash on

    • man that's a good German right there

  • "Hey you look like garbage , can I take you out "

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  • Eurgh! Pick-up lines are always so cringe.

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  • What up I got a tiny dick

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  • Are you French? Cause Eiffel for you.

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  • can't remember if i had favorites pick up line

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  • "I run faster in my clown suit than you run scared."

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  • If you would like to know if size matters I can answer that for you.

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