My boyfriend really hurt my feelings, should I fart in his face or on his dick?

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He told me that I'm "kinda fat" the other day and it really damaged my self-esteem. I know I'm a little on the heavy side but hearing him call me fat really messed me up. I don't want to break up with him because I love him and he's normally a good boyfriend but I think he needs to be punished. He absolutely HATES when I fart in front of him so I want to do it on him. Which do you think would be worse. If I farted on his dick when we're fooling around or in his face the next time he goes down on me?
His face
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His dick
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My boyfriend really hurt my feelings, should I fart in his face or on his dick?
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