How to have movie theater sex and not get caught?

My boyfriend really wants to have sex in the movie theater. It’s something neither of us have done before. What is the best way to do it and not get caught?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • You don't you have fucking respect for other people who will sitting on those seats no one wants your cum on them how the fuck would you feel if someone came into your home and had sex on your seats or in your bed you wouldn't like it so why do that to someone else's fucking property I seriously hope you get fucking caught and someone uploads the footage online to shame your asses and I hope more importantly that the Police see that footage and they charge you for it because that shit is illegal now have some fucking respect for other people's property

    • a movie theater isn’t someone’s home you’re an idiot. some of us younger folks want to have fun you’re just a fucking fossil go take care of your kids

  • It's impossible. Back in ye olde days the back row was notorious for couples having fun but now there's security cameras everywhere. Your best option is to cover his lap with a coat and give him a very quiet handjob

  • close to empty in the very back is your best shot but if you think no ones gonna notice you’re wrong. there's cameras in there.

Most Helpful Guys

  • Well they keep cameras in the theatre so they see everything. But if you really want to do it, make sure it is not too crossed as to have people sit next to you or the same row as you, but not too empty as so you are the only ones there. And don't sit at the back as the camera will be focused there, or at the front as there is no cover. St in the middle somewhere, off to the side at the very end of the row, and maybe not do it in the seats but do it in the floor in front of the seats.

  • Don't. Just don't
    How would you react if you realized that the couple next to you were having sex? Grossed out I'd guess.
    Even if it's a turn on for you that's what others will think... So just don't.

    And if you really really want to. Go to a porn cinema.

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  • An empty theatre screening is your best shot

  • I think it is too risky, like there are plenty of places where you'd be less likely to get caught.

  • Easy, it's called a, "home theatre!"

  • Become a projectionist

  • If you figure it out i wanna know. And i wanna know what happened after you guys try it. Any issues that come up. Lol

  • Several theaters now have cameras, so it's a no go

  • Don’t be gross. That’s nasty as hell for the people that have to sit in those seats next. Have some respect.