What's your pickup line?

Ok boys and girls I want you best and/or worst pickup line. Did they work or was the drink in you face


Most Helpful Guy

  • you're too pretty for me not to talk to you, hi I'm _____. (with a confident smile at the end)

    i need someone who I can have a real conversation with, do you want to try?

    i don't really believe in love at first sight so do you mind if I sit with you for a while and see if I feel anything?

    i would say something clever but you would think it is just another pickup line so I'll just tell you my name

    i'm a drummer, you should come see my band some time


    ones that don't work but are funny

    want to go 50/50 on a bastard?

    my dog went into that hotel room, can you help me find him?

    i lost m y teddy bear can I sleep with you?

    which line works the best on you?

    i'm a drummer, do you enjoy banging things too?


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What Guys Said 2

  • Does this rag smell like chloroform?

  • My pickup is sitting off somewhere by myself, not making eye contact with anyone and not approaching any girls. I haven't been rejected yet, so I'm clearly quite good at it.


What Girls Said 2

  • do girls even use pickup lines? how would that work anyways? ''hi,i have a vagina''?

    • "Well that's cool. I just so happen to have the tool to work on one of those ;)"

  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you. ;]