If you were asked out by a hot vampire, would you date?

Master

i probably would, i wouldn't allow hickeys tho 🙃

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TheorionMage
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17 d

Beware her oral sex skills, considering WHERE an aroused male's life's blood rushes to.
(YOU TOO... can BECOME a human 'slurpee'! )

YOUR NECK is but a 'secondary target' and female Vampire's 'Elvira' /Vampirilla 'suck'-ubess fashion sense function EXACTLY like deer musk or fishing lures! The ONLY difference between a Vampiress and a Succubus is... one maximizes life sustaining BLOOD flow and the Other, the copious release of sexual Kundalini life force.

Remember, "Form follows Function" -Architect Frank Lloyd Wright

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MCheetah | 305 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Yoda

17 d

Sure, why not? But I'm bringing a stake with me, just in case. I actually have dated a vampire, before. Her heart was cold as ice.

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Youryeodongsaeng | 69 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 6

18 d

If his personality reaches my expectations, then yes. I'll allow hickeys. Once I turn the age of 21, I'm asking him to turn me into a vampire - or if I am in my death bed, he'll either turn me without asking or I'll ask and he'd be willingly to do so.

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Alyssa11 | 172 opinions shared on Dating topic.
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17 d

11 year old me who was obsessed with Edward Cullen would be screaming lol.

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- chriscdi
  
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  lol obsessed much

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Yads_Is_Back | 517 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Yoda

18 d

No because I can have a hot guy who’s not a vampire

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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  yea but he dies, vampires can live for hundreds if years
- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  If it was Robert Pattinson in Twilight, Edward, I would gladly take it
- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  Well if I can’t live for hundreds of years what’s the point in that
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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  you dont suffer a heart break when he dies, duh
- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  But I can die first. And I would be more heartbroken if I die and he never does.
- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  I will stick with humans like myself lol
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  stop the cap, youd be dead, you wouldn't feel anything
- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  Same as if we both die in human form.
  And yeah, I would prefer us both to die normally.
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  alright 🙃
Massageman | 1.6K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Guru

16 d

Cassandra Peterson might be a hot date.
Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira.

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Dinklex3 | 291 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Yoda

16 d

I don't know man. Dead people kinda freak me out.
I'll decline and just date a hot human instead whom I can bathe in the sunlight with.

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SunnySri | 209 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 6

16 d

I definitely would love too, as long as she is interested in me not my blood.

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Quackthulu | 500 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Guru

18 d

You mean if I was asked out by an idiot who clamed to be a vampire? No, I'm not retarded.

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- Yads_Is_Back
  
  18 d
  Lmao for real
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  im saying if vampires were real quacky damn
- Quackthulu
  
  18 d
  If vampires were real than this would be some completely bizarre alternate reality in which case no. I would be too busy seeing to the twisted needs of whatever devil I sold my soul to in exchange for unlimited power to be bothered by something as insignificant as a vampire.
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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  quacky you gotta lighten up, always so gloomy 😂
- Quackthulu
  
  18 d
  What so gloomy about the prospect of world domination?
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  always so damn serious, its not a real question smh 😂
- Quackthulu
  
  18 d
  Yeah, no shit. That’s why I responded the way I did.
Dave31989 | 431 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Explorer

16 d

yeah, but i wouldn't have any mirrors in the house... or garlic

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Anonymous

17 d

vampires won't date me anyway. The same with humans. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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cjgsu | 100 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 7

18 d

Nah man, u talking crazy

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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  am not 😡
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  Bully 😭😭😭
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  no 😌
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- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  Rawwr🦁
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  weirdo 😂
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  Am not😭😭😭bully
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  All you have to do is call him small pp. Then you win. 😌
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  @JoyGirl oh yeah.
  @chriscdi small pp🤏🏾
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  😌😌😌
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  @JoyGirl I'm glad u reminded i almost forgot about that 💞💞💞
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  You are welcome. 💜
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  smh.
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  Chris 🤗
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  @JoyGirl he likes it
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  He has accepted it. 😌
- cjgsu
  
  18 d
  @JoyGirl tru. He didn't have a choice.
- JoyGirl
  
  18 d
  Hehe >-<
Bandit74 | 3.4K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Master

18 d

Yeah, being a vampire sounds better than being human so I'd probably let them convert me too.

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CuriousMufuxka | 1.4K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Guru

17 d

Yes, but only if she wears a mask. Social distancing could also be a great icebreaker..

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- chriscdi
  
  17 d
  lmao just cause she is a vampire doesn't mean she isn't contagious lol
magiusX26 | 1.1K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Yoda

17 d

sure. would just warn her about her trying anything with her biting would be at her own risk.

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Anonymous

18 d

Only if it were Stefan Salvatore 😌

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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  whos that
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  A fictional character, unfortunately
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  i see
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- PetrovaFire92
  
  18 d
  Damon Salvador is better!.. I will spend eternity with him 😂
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  Nahh Damon will just kill everyone when he’s in a mood 😂
- PetrovaFire92
  
  18 d
  Haha maybe.
Pete671 | 247 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Explorer

17 d

yes, it would be really hot to feed them,,,

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- chriscdi
  
  17 d
  so youd be happy being the food?
- Pete671
  
  17 d
  oh gosh yes, I used to know a real vampire lady, nothing sexual about it though, it was more a spiritual experience, I'm a platelet donor now so can't do it anymore,
- chriscdi
  
  17 d
  wtf lol
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- Pete671
  
  17 d
  they were wonderfully meaningful experiences,
qxeenrrose | 363 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Yoda

18 d

definitely

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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  finally someone that isn't thinking logically 😂👌
- qxeenrrose
  
  18 d
  people need to lighten up lol. vampires are badass
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  i know, what a bunch of crum bums, im glad someone agrees
KristenKT
Xper 6

17 d

Oh hell yes :)

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- chriscdi
  
  17 d
  answer can't get any straighter than that
- KristenKT
  
  17 d
  I know right :P
- chriscdi
  
  17 d
  you know youd most likely get eaten right
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- Dave31989
  
  10 d
  Would you date a werewolf too?
  
  A real one, like "an American werewolf in paris", not that shit, twilight stuff
- KristenKT
  
  10 d
  @Dave31989 Yes :P
- Dave31989
  
  10 d
  So, which would you prefer more, vamp or werewolf?
- KristenKT
  
  10 d
  @Dave31989 I don't know. I mean I would have to see which one
- Dave31989
  
  10 d
  Well, they're both going to bite you, anyway. so which one would you want to be bit by
- KristenKT
  
  10 d
  @Dave31989 That's a good point. hmmmmmmm.
- Dave31989
  
  10 d
  keep thinking
Niya2006 | 83 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 6

18 d

Yes XD

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- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  legit lol
- Niya2006
  
  18 d
  I'm actually a vampire tho so...
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  thats cap 😂
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- Niya2006
  
  18 d
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  no..
- Niya2006
  
  18 d
  Yes
  @Nayyr aren't I a vampire
- Nayyr
  
  18 d
  No cap
- chriscdi
  
  18 d
  alright i believe it 🙃
- Niya2006
  
  18 d
  yay!
dragoblack | 208 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 6

17 d

Hell yeah! Humans are overrated

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Sevenpointfive | 1.3K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Guru

18 d

hell yeah i would. i'd love to be a vampire!

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GothRose2
Xper 6

16 d

Vampires aren't real

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loveslongnails | 1.7K opinions shared on Dating topic.
Guru

17 d

Sure, why not.

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PetrovaFire92 | 161 opinions shared on Dating topic.
Xper 7

18 d

Yeah.

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