Why are all the men jerks?
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It's sad that you phrased the question that way. It's sad because, in all the years that you've known EVERY single guy on the planet, you've never met one decent one. You've never met a single one that treated you with the respect that all women deserve. Every single guy has treated you like dirt. Yeah right.
Good thing then that you haven't met every single guy on the planet. Not every guy is a jerk. I will be the first to admit that I hate jerks because they give the rest of us guys a bad name. They don't, in my opinion, belong in the human gene pool. They are actually descendants of little space aliens from a little planet a little way away, with their little brains, small sensibility, and even smaller sense of pride. I hate them with a passion.
I don't know what a guy did to you that made you feel like this, but I can honestly tell you that not all guys are jerks. My answer might have made me sound a little like a jerk at first, but you have to admit that your question wasn't fair to human males. You've picked the selected few and expanded the question to encompass males of the human variety too. I am no jerk. These little aliens get off on the fact that they make you feel uncomfortable or even downright terrible. They seem to think it funny. They don't deserve your time of day, so don't give it to them.0