10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises
Zombie_Killer_ReduxXper 6
1. The Incredible Hulk
So, If Bruce Banner is an average sized man with an averaged sized penis then proportionately the Hulk at a height of twenty feet tall would have a 10-inch flaccid penis and 20 inches of gamma-radiated ramrod when fully erect.
2. Mr. Fantastic
This guy could choose any penis size he wanted. And he could shape it like a sledgehammer!
3. Galactus
Nobody knows what Lord Galactus, the eater of worlds, really looks like. The way he appears is always subject to whoever is observing him as he comes to devour their planet.
Likewise, his junk would also be as big as it was imagined to be. So, he could have a nutsack larger than Europe and a tallywhacker bigger than the planet Earth. That should shut these size queens up, Maybe.........
4. Luke Cage
The big black cack augmented by the cellular regeneration experiment (a variation of the super soldier serum) that gave Cage all his powers.
His thang might look like a fire hydrant............
5. Batman
Just because he's the Batman!
Not only is he hung like a grizzly bear, But he would know 500 different ways to kill/disable an attacker with only his cock......
No wonder Catwoman can never get enough. Either that or no woman alive can resist the Batusi.
6. Superman
Superman has to have a big one!
And since he is an alien, he might have like 2 or 3 knee knockers.
7. Captain America
The good Captain has always been bulgy as all f*ck. But, Its hard to imagine being a super solider and not packing major dong.
8. Giant Man
Giant man = Giant penis. Duh.
9. Thor
Because he's the f*cking God of Thunder.
10. Mr. Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Invisible man really suffered before he died...
......... And some of the losers
Old Iron whiskey dick.
Not even sure if The Thing and Silver Surfer even have dicks.
Namor and Aquaman would always suffer from severe shrinkage.
.......... And Robin/Nightwing might or might not be a total twink.
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LadyTerrorInfluencer
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I love it 😂 😂 I'd place Thor at #4 though since he's 6'6" and 640 lbs. That's physically much bigger than Batman, Superman, Luke Cage, and Captain America.
Also, Nightwing might not be that big but he's sexy af and definitely has the best butt in comics 😍
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Gotta love Thor :D And Nightwing was the new Batman after Bruce Wayne died, Not sure what's going on now that they are reinventing everything again..
Nope!! Nuh uh!! I refuse to believe that wolverine wouldn't make this list! I imagine each time he dies or gets blown apart, his little wolf, grows a bit each time. It had to be pretty huge lol.
lmao Mr Hyde hahahahah ... oh and isn't the Silver Surfer an androgynous being meaning he doesn't have a penis?
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Whatever he is now, He was a man before becoming a herald lol
Yana_KN
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lmao I always like the silver surfer
Zombie_Killer_Redux
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I love the silver surfer!
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Yana_KN
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he definitely looks the coolest... shame he needs his surfboard though. Apart from that he's like a perfect being
enis_PenvyExplorer
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Mr Fantastic can take on any shape he wants, so within reason he can have his penis be any shape and length he desires. This explains why a total babe like the Invisible Woman put up with a total nerd like him for so long. And Nightwing? He's got to be packin' something! He gets more tail than just about anyone in the DC Universe. Basically the George Clooney of the superhero set. If he's sub-average then he knows how to use it better than a porn star...
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ObscuredBeyondGuru
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And in my franchises:
- Emeraldon: His may not be all that large, but his stamina is through the ceiling! It has to be, because his wife has a MASSIVE sexual appetite!
- Extirpon: And he can turn his into a super-long spike and impale you with it! (Though, he usually does that with his fingers. Because even mass murderers have some twisted concept of "manners.")
- MODM: If it's not big on its own, he can summon any number of enhancements. He just probably won't stick around for very long, given he is an involuntary compulsory world-hopper.
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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MODOK is all head lol
ObscuredBeyond
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M. O. D. M. = Master of Offscreen Dark Matter. He's not MODOK. He actually looks more like a demented Willy Wonka-esque figure. Cursed to wander the multiverse till the day he dies. But he can summon random anything - like the Mask. He's in "Camelorum Adventures." Finding a cure for him is what drove the rich Stan Woudean to start the Camelorum project - and become the warden at Camelorum Correctional - where he'd have prisoners with similar weird conditions sent, and would use them as guinea pigs to find a cure for Xomification. (Though, his efforts have unforeseen consequences; such as a lot of the prisoners becoming superheroes. It's... had to explain.) I forgot: Ion Boy can mess with your brain chemistry, eliminating the need to actually perform to get his woman off. Not that he's lazy; he just doesn't like to leave anything to chance. (Because chance usually screws him over.)
This is Extirpon. He has a baby mama in the Philippines. Most women dread a visit from him though. Because it means they've been over-the-top bad, and he's there to kill/torture them, then leave what's left for the cops to sort out. He's totally straight. So if he looks like this and you're a guy, you did something. And now, you're a dead m*f*er. Vlad the Impaler has nothing on this guy.
cavmanierMaster
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I found this hilarious and creative lol
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Thank you.
Blonde401Guru
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Hyde killing Hawley is my absolute favourite death in a comic ever. He rapes him to death because he raped Mina 😂 And you don't fuck with Mina, Hyde respects her too much. I love Hyde. I like this take just because you included that!
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Thank you :D
ParamountArmadaXper 6
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lmfao, especially with the hulk and spiderman taking a leak, and with thor they dont call "thor's hammer" for nothing.
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JoyGirlGuru
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What is the world? 😅 I was just... ummm... leaving. 🙅
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JustinTheGreatEditor
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I love this. I don't know why but I love this
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Thank you.
YamilXper 4
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Awesome dude
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Thanks :D
zagorMaster
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The Hulk was only about 8 feet tall in the original comic books.
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Jan1ssary_Yoda
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Galactus all way lmao.
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SuicidalTeenExplorer
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Spiderman would launch further
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DecentguyMaster
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are you serious? xD
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WoodChopperXper 4
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Hulk? Nah, such muscular guys usually have small dicks... Superman? Come on, the guy is just a nerd with glasses :P You're probably right about Silver Surfer, he must be asexual and genderless. The others are alright.
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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Don't hate on the Hulk, He's sensitive!
WoodChopper
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I don't hate him, he is a very cool guy.
Zombie_Killer_Redux
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He was always my favorite :)
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WoodChopper
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Ditto :)
Alex88FXper 6
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Old Iron whiskey dick LOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous
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pretty sure OP is gay.
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Zombie_Killer_Redux
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And I'm very sure you're wrong, Anonymous pole smoker.
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