The dumbest thing I ever heard came out of a teen girl standing in a Walmart:
Girl: "So... can poptarts like... give you salmonella if you don't toast it?"
Friend: "What? No..."
"But it's raw. So will it like, make me sick if I eat it raw?"
Well there are many that I would love to list, ranging in topics, but the most recent one would have to be something along the lines of "women should not be allowed to have an abortion". Now the reason I thought it was ridulously stupid is because a former doctor, a one Mr. Ben Carson, said that. Of all people, a doctor said that.
"mother hood is a social construct" seriously? You have a womb, we function as a society and perform investment parenting in order to ensure the survival of our species since we can't reproduce like trees. Why would you ever come to that conclusion? Or, "yeah well maybe your color blind" this was meant to be an insult when I suggested treating every one as equals instead of babying certain groups. Isn't "color blindness" the goal?
"Sometimes I forget to remember"
"There are no such things as stupid questions"
"You can just add a lot of boost; you don't need to tune it"
"Watch me whip, watch me nae nae" - I just really hate that Song.
"Once a cheater always a cheater."
I'm not condoning cheating of course, but that's a huge generalization and assumption. People can and do change over time and after committing and learning from mistakes.
My teenage friend: I jacked off so hard jizz went everywhere
Me: I thought you said you never rubbed yourself before
The Friend: Oh yeah...
I work in retail
customers wanting to know why we are sold out off certain toys a few days before Christmas
%90 percent of wha people say sound dumb to me anyway, so i stopped keeping track of it. The one i personally hate more than others is "you're special". Yea, yea. You are special little butterfly.
When they made Ted Cruz the head of NASA in the senate. I could not believe it
"are cheez its healthy?"
"Donald Trump will make a great president."
'When life changes can we remain the same?'
It 's a quote from some tv series and it irritates me because it's generalising, it sounds wise but it's bullshit in reality.. Let me explain. We change as we grow , but in certain occasions we stay true to our core beliefs. Going where the wind blows means you have no values, while being too rigid makes you a conservative person who follows a specific set of rules.
I overheard a guy at my work saying he doesn't think dinosaurs ever existed because they just put the bones together to make whatever they wanted... Then he later claimed to believe the Big Bang theory... So basically he believes something with little to no physical evidence over something we have a lot of physical evidence of. *facepalm*
This was definitely the most idiotic thing I've ever heard from this site -_-
That I can only describe black people as being the complexion brown.
All other races must be described as "tan".
I also must describe Jewish has a race, when it's clearly a religion.
I've also even heard people tell me their mixed... then they go on to say they are
Irish, Scottish, Polish, Italian
That contraception pills have to be taken vaginally.
but was she blonde? (jk i'm blonde... lolz)
the dumbest thing I've ever heard was from a 23 year old female here at my school, and she has no common sense.
girl: so can a squirrel and a chipmunk have babies?
girl: I didn't think so. but if they could, what would you call the babies?
me: I don't know (obviously annoyed because the conversation has nothing to do with anything)
girl: would you call the chipuirrels? (worls)
me: I don't know, google it.
girl: or squirrelmunks?
me: -___- *raises hand in the form of gun, pretends to blow out brains*
"Who did we fight in the Civil War? "
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