- cdn.wikimg.net/.../MK64_character_Peach.png Peach/Koopa (fastest acceleration, lower top speed, most vulnerable to being bumped off the road)
- cdn.wikimg.net/.../MK64_character_Bowser.png Bowser/Donkey Kong (heavy, slow acceleration, high top speed, can bump lighter people off the road)
- cdn.wikimg.net/.../MK64_character_Toad.png Toad/Koopa (less acceleration than B, but better handling)
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My Mario Karting life strategy: As Dry Bones or Peach
1. Get drunk
2. Try to do this shit properly in the beginning.
3. Run out of fucks to give - go find some food instead
4. Forget what I was doing.