His theme song would either be this -
I pick these two themes since they just have that trollish feel behind their beats.
Most Helpful Girl
"I blame women for all my personal failures and treat them like shit, and they STILL reject me? GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE ASSHOLES!!! WAAAAAA!!!"
"A female I sort of know refuses to fuck me? HOW DARE SHE FRIENDZONE ME LIKE THIS!!"
"How dare she tell a grown man NO." *Tantrum mode activated!!!*
He would use his fedora like a boomerang, and you could defeat him by shooting sandwiches into his mouth until he explodes and then saying "Well you asked for them?"0
Most Helpful Guy
Hilary clinton. You have to get her secrets out before she sends mercaneries to kill you0