Partial list of Every Ape songs with their initial release lyrics here: https://amiright.com/parody/authors/bulldozerbegins.shtml .
Let me know which one is your favorite and why. The lyrics don't take that long to read through. The concepts are the comedy.
- Christmas tunes (Jerry the Psycho Reindeer or Winter Horrorland)Vote A
- The Serial Bomber Trilogy (1, 2, or 3)Vote B
- Let Me Shoop Da WhoopVote C
- Salem (Story of a Trial)Vote D
- War Crimes (Katy Perry spoof)Vote E
- Other (explain)Vote F