Can you come up with a good yo momma joke?

I have one. Yo momma so fat when she gets in the car the tires automatically go flat. :D

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  • Yo momma so ugly that when One Direction saw her, they went the other direction!

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  • WHOA, I literally just posted one a couple minutes ago, haha!
    www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1939275-if-a-girl-s-teeth-are-really-yellow-would-you-let-her-give-you-a

    But don't worry, I've got more!

    Yo mama's SO stupid... she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday!
    www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/supa-hot-fire.gif

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  • I remember only one: Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

    But here's a sh*t load of Yo momma jokes: https://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/

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  • Yo mama's so stupid that if you say it's chilly outside, she'll run out there with a bowl. (Heard it on a movie awhile back and can't remember the name, feel free to comment it if you know the movie)

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  • Your momma is so stupid when she went to fill out a job application, she put down 'Gemini' on the part where it says 'sign here.'

    Ooohhhhhh!!!

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  • Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James

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  • Yo mama so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost.

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  • Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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  • your mom is so fat that other fat moms circle in their orbit

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  • You ain't half the man yo momma was!

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  • You suck, your mom does too but she charges

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  • Yo momma so... delicious... oh lord.

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