- Yes, I do.
- Ofcourse not! Huhh
Most Helpful Girl
Long and BORING?
Oh you poor, poor, thing, having to go through life under the impression that the greatest form of literature is boring!
Novels are the greatest of all writings! They're long so you can put off the loss of finishing them! If you find a good novel (and trust me, there's a lot of them) then you might as well have found a friend for life but better!
Why don't you go find a good novel and get a taste of that beautiful bookgasm and figure out what it is that makes reading the best passtime and hobby ever.
Don't treat novels the way I treat porridge, not all books are like that one bad batch of porridge I had as a child.
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Most Helpful Guy
You bet! If it's boring, I'm in! I was asked to appear in a high school play once. I got halfway through reading the script, and I told the director flat out "This thing is interesting, and if we don't make some big changes fast, we're gonna end up selling all the available tickets to all the boobs out there who like interesting crap!!!" So, we eliminated 90 percent of the dialogue and used nothing but fat old people as actors. Worked out great, not a single person showed up to see it!!!