Favorite Simpsons quote?

I'd go with "the goggles do nothing"

"Mr. Simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy."
"ya they'll do that"

"Hey Flanders headed to church? Thought I'd save you some time. Last night I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there is no God"

"In this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!"

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  • "Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"

    “All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”

    “Homer no function beer well without.”

    "The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"

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  • Smokers are jokers - Rod and Todd Flanders

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  • Ned: "Did you have to salt the earth so that nothing could ever grow again?"
    Homer: Hehehehehehe.. yeah..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5mqWKirhI

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  • I watched an hour of The Simpsons every day from age 10 - 17... If you would have asked me this question years ago, I would have had many...

    Thankfully, after years of going without television, I have wiped this stuff from my brain...

    So, I don't have one...

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  • Flanders as the king of Troy: wow thank u for the wooden horse now whenever somebody gets wood they will think of Trojans

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  • "It could increase your brain power 50 percent. Our it could possibly kill you"

    "Increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!"

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  • Brothers and Sisters are natural enemies!
    Like Englishmen and Scots!
    Or Welshmen and Scots!
    Or Japaneses and Scots!
    Or Scots and other Scots!
    Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

    YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

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  • Don't have a cow man

    Why you little

    Spider poison is people poison?

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  • There are so many but i like this one: "All my life i've had one dream to achieve my many goals." 🌟

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  • D'oh!

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  • "haw haw!" Nelson Muntz.

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  • ay caramba

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  • "I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

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  • "Iron helps us play!!"

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  • "Why you little..."

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