If I were a 50ft giant how would you worship me?
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*sees 50ft giant*
no worship, only fear and regret. I'd be out of there
I would sacrifice a cow at your feet and offer you the finest warriors from village for whatever you want
We would write songs and choreograph dances to entertain you and give you barrels of wine for your palet
The government would get to you long before i could start worshipping you
The would study you and do all kinds of terrifying things. Examining every inch of your body, probably removing your hair to study that, removing a toe or two to study those... before they inevitably turn you into a weapon or end up dissecting you, hopefully not while alive
Dont underestimate big brother, they get what you want
... i kinda went off the deep end there hub
Will fuck you wearing condom on my whole body cause I don't think you'd be able to feel my micro penis you giant 😂 LOL
I would bring you fresh fruits and vegetables everyday so you won't step on me.
Whatever way you want since you are roughly 8/9 times bigger than me
I would pitch a tent on one of your breasts (without stakes, lol) and serenade you with songs of praise.
I would kiss your feet and compliment you often to let you know how amazing you are and prey to you if you write a prayer for me.
Girl, I don't need for you to be no giant for me to worship you ;)
Only in pm :-)
i would take out my samurai sword, and make sure i make 50 pieces of you
I woudnt I would sell you to the grocery shop cause you know how much meat you have?
No I wouldn't.
At your feet. Looking up.
I don't worship anybody
i wouldn't ^_________^
I wouldn't lol
no but I'd hunt you and get my trophy lol
I would try to eat you tbh
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