What do you call an ugly protein bar?
The hunchback of Nutri-grain.
Most Helpful Guy
"I have sexdaily. Sorry, I mean dyslexia."
"A man tried selling me a coffin today. I told him that was the LAST THING I NEEDED."
"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."
"How do mermaids have babies? SEA-sections."
Please end my suffering.
Most Helpful Girl
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.