If the Joker came knocking on your door, what would you do?

If the Joker came knocking on your door, what would you do?
If the Joker came knocking on your door, what would you do?


  • I would freak out and hope he doesn't kill me.
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  • I would immediatel y pull out my gun and shoot him before he kills me.
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  • I would convince him to let me join forces with him. >:)
    Vote C
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  • Invite him in I suppose for a drink and food it's not like he's exactly going to go away.

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  • If you've read The Killing Joke, you'd know that he's going to shoot you right after you open the door. i1318.photobucket.com/.../...0Door_zpsighrlsn4.jpg

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    • Yeah I know. The Killing Joke pretty much marked Barbara Gordon's huge turning point as a character when she became Oracle after The Killing Joke where Joker ends her Batgirl career with that gunshot to her spine, paralyzing her lower half body.

    • Pretty much! I liked her as Oracle though

  • I would probably put a knife through his face out of a knee-jerk reaction and then apologize explaining that I thought he was a clown.

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  • I would use my hypnotic umbrella on him ;)

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  • Tell him Bruce Wayne is Bats duh, obviously he came for my vast knowledge on the batman­čśÄ.

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  • I would quote Jack Nicholson (who portrayed the Joker).

    "Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here."

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  • Are we talking the good Joker or that terrible looking cosplay reject one from that film everyone liked because "lel im weird"?

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  • I would let him fuck me so hard then become his bff and ride off in the sunset together plotting evil schemes

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  • i will give him another chance, he didn't knew it was my house.

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  • Probably option A - I bet you I would stand there open mouthed like a goldfish

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  • Teach him how to put make-up on properly, because he obviously needs a better tutorial.

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  • Offer him a beer in return for a good tale of the evil he's done in the world.

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  • I'd shut the door in his face after telling him to go bother my neighbors instead.

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  • I would bang him! And bang him really hard!!! :P :) LOL

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  • I'd blow my brains out... The joker skins people... It's just better to get it over and done with XD

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  • I would call you and tell you to get your mother off my porch...

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  • Call Batman unless he's the Jared Leto version

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  • Ask him why so serious

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  • Make him some tea, bet he has cool stories.

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  • Bruh I'm B4TM4N...

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  • Invite him in and play cards

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  • Invite him in, offer a beverage and swap stories.

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  • I would invite him in for a talk.

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  • Probably accept my imminent demise.

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  • I would die

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  • Slam the door.

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  • Ask him if he dances with the devil in the pale moon light?

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  • Grab my red lipstick, call him puddin' and invite him in.

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  • Tell him his franchise suuucckks!! Marvel for the win!!

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  • hahahaha
    Add him to my team of trolls.

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  • Join forces and get rid of feminists in the west :-)

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