What's the funniest joke you know?

I'll share some jokes I found hilarious.
1) I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
2) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
3) I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Okay. Your turn. :D


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  • Hmm depends on your sense of humor

    Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
    He only comes once a year

    Why do women orgasm?
    It's just another reason to scream and moan really..

    What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
    Happy Independence Day!

    Boy asked a girl "Do you have a date for Valentine's day" to which she responded "I think it's February 14th"

    The most ironic Birthdays have to be C section children then weren't even born they were just removed but you won't exactly find a card that says "Happy Removal Tumor baby"

  • Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.


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