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  • Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk

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  • 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed...
    That's why it's so hard to identify a rapist.

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  • Why do cows not have toes. Because they. Lack toes intolerant. Cringe pun

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  • My parents have been married 40 years. I don’t know how they do it, they make it look so hard.

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  • alright, check it out...

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  • Be American
    Get shot

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    • Thats nt a joke, thats a fact!

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    • I live in the U. S. and I've never been shot or shot at. I've never met someone who has been shot or shot at on U. S. soil. You're dumb, and not even a little entertaining.

    • @Chaz269 typical American can't handle the joke

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