What dumb pickup lines do you know?




Updates:
my favorite: Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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  • Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot.

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    • Thanks for MHO.

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What Guys Said 13

  • Hey you dropped something... it was your standards! Hi I'm Brandon

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  • 'Got any raisins? How about a date?'
    Then you proceed to *WinkyWinkyNudgeNudge*.

    Or;
    'Let's have breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?'
    Then you *HintyHintyOverload*.

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  • One that Muslims could use: are you a bomb cause you made my heart go allahu akbar

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  • Hey girl you're like a barb-wire fence... I can't get over you. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

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  • Do you like horses?
    Cus you just got yourself a stallion.

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  • Had a friend who loved "I'm sterile if you're horny." It actually worked a couple of times.

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  • I dont know calculus but i would love to derive the slope of your ass πŸ˜‰

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  • Are you an assassin? That bullet shot right through the heart.

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  • Wanna have a drink with me tonight?

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  • Did it hurt? when u fell from heaven?

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  • Wanna do some pickup lines in the toilets?

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  • Hahaha she's hilarious.

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What Girls Said 5

  • Your shirt fits you well... but I fit better with you

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  • I can’t watch this because this YouTubed really annoys me

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  • Only know some in my language, which is french.

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  • Is your father a terrorist? Coz you're a bomb.

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  • Are you the hulk? because I wanna smash.

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