Some parts from the story:
"Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he
was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR
WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape
and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke."
- Chapter 11
- Serious attempt
- Elaborate joke
- The stars have aligned to bring us this masterpiece