What's The Funniest Joke That You Know?

What's The Funniest Joke That You Know??


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  • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?"

    Watson pondered for a minute.

    "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
    "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
    "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
    "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
    "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
    "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"


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  • -What did the fish say when he swam up river and hit his head? β€œDam!”
    -How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down
    -Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy
    -What do you call a computer that can sing? aDell


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  • a guy walks into a bar with a jumper cable across his neck

    the bartender says you can come in but dont start anything

    whats the warmest spot in a room?

    the corner because its 90 degrees

    what do you get when you cross a pool and some elephants?

    a pair of swimming trunks

    • quit clownin around posting that picture

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  • I'm a in the moment type of comedian. Man is that picture freaky as hell.

  • I just make up stuff as I go. Just how savage I am is enough to make anyone laugh uncontrollably. I'll tell you a story. When I was 3 years old, I was in day care. We were outside playing volleyball when it hit me in the face and it hurt a lot more than you'd think, at least at the time. Yet everyone ignored me when I was hurt (as usual) and I got so pissed off that I started yelling "fucking shit bitch, shit fuck, fuck, fucking piece of shit cunt, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, etc" every swear word my dad would yell out when he got frustrated with the tent, and I spit it all out like a machine gun for literally a minute straight. When I was done, everyone stared at me with their jaws dropped and said "What" then I started all over again.

  • So what I don't know what Armageddon means. It's not the end of the world

  • You.

  • Lol.. that's funny


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