What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

Don't be a dickhole and post a fucking spoiler alert if you comment.
  • What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?Curse of the Black Pearl
    Vote A
  • What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?Dead Man's Chest
    Vote B
  • What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?At World's End
    Vote C
  • What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?On Stranger Tides
    Vote D
  • What is the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?Dead Men Tell no Tales
    Vote E
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Black Pearl, followed by Dead Men.

    Chest and Worlds End are middling. Stranger Tides sucked.

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    • I personally think World's end sucks balls. Especially the actual world's end.

    • That's fair. It was a little overcomplicated, and the pacing was far too slow.

    • *SPOILER ALERT*
      It was disproportionate, especially when they took Jack out of Davy Jones' Locker, it was all like bada-bing bada-bum, out he goes, no disbelief, no tension, nothing.
      And then that fucking vortex fight... Oh it took so fucking forever.
      And Tia Dalma turning into that fucking hideosity.

      God how I hated that movie... It was an insult to the characters.
      AND BARBOSSA. FUCKING BARBOSSA. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY DEAD!!
      TEN YEARS, TEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER JACK WAITED TO KILL HIM, FLURP HE SPRUNG UP LIKE AN ERECTION AND HE NEVER WENT AWAY ALTHOUGH EVERYONE WANTED HIM TO DISAPPEAR.

      I'm so angry I could bite a window right now.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Do we really need to be worried about spoilers? These aren't new movies and given the topic it should be expected, but anyways I digress.
    Black pearl was probably my favorite followed by deadmen tell no tales or on stranger tides

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