What would you do if you discovered a dragon?

I'm curious to see where the majority of votes go.
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Slay the dragon. (to kill it)
    Vote A
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Befriend dragon. (to ride it)
    Vote B
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Tame the dragon. (to obey you)
    Vote C
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Run away from dragon.
    Vote D
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Start search for dragon balls.
    Vote E
  • What would you do if you discovered a dragon?Breed the dragon.
    Vote F
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Ahh, it's beautiful to see that a majority of intelligent and creative minds have already prioritized their urge to be a perv (the very last option, they chose not to miss it) even after being offered many other theoretical wonderful options. hahahahaha too tempted.

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  • Depends. Are we talking about a chromatic dragon or a metallic one?

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    • You decide! :)

    • I guess it depends on the age of the thing too. If we are talking about a baby chromatic dragon I would kill the thing, maybe keep some scales or teeth. Older chromatic, kinda depends on whether or not I am armed, doubt my 9mm would do much so I would probably run. Adult chromatic? Realistically I would probably die...

      Baby metallic with no sign of it's mother? I'd do what I could to bring it to a safe place and take care of it as best as I could. Older metallic, I'd probably make sure it was safe and secure. See if it needed anything and help how I could then try not to piss it off when I go on with my life. Adult metallic? Probably just grovel like a little bitch lol.

      And yes, I realize I put way too much though into this but it's way more fun that most questions on here. So thanks.

    • Hahaha I honestly love how in-depth you went, you brought a genuine smile to my face. You definitely are a person who seeks to understand and I think it's adorable that you enjoy understanding the things we don't see in our daily lives. <3 long live you

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  • I'd question its intent of course, dragons who want to be seen by me have always had some ulterior motive.

    "Greetings stranger, I see that you have come into my domain. May I ask what business do you have here and does the Legion know you are trespassing?"

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  • I'd have to go with B on this one if it doesn't eat me alive first. I could always use their help for transportation since transportation costs are increasing.

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  • I'm more or less voting for a gif of a lizard sprinting bipedally.

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  • Run the Opposite direction as fast as humanly possible.

    If running isn’t an option then I’ll slay it or die trying

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  • I wanna show you something

    start at 3 mins and keep watching
    use your eyes pay attention
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQtQiNLMl4

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    • dragon rocks!

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    • Your mind must be a wonderful place to visit with so many thoughts of creative beliefs in places and timelines. I really admire your touch with the unseen!

    • ohh I can go deeper then this hun
      and thank you :)

  • Probably play with it, I fool around with reptiles all the time. So befriend it.

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  • depends on the circumstances of my discovery. If it were sleeping I might leave a note like "hey, if you're intelligent, we can hang". Otherwise I'd probably just back away slowly..

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  • Donkey is an inspiration. Need a Dragon girlfriend? look to him.

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  • Dragons - I used to be married to one ( dated a few of them also )

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  • breed the dragon lol.
    i'm materialist so i'd think that im in a dream and ill wake up soon

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  • Buy some steaks and high five him. It's barbecue time!

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  • tame it

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  • I'd use it to spark blunts.

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  • i already have a dragon in my pants :3

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  • Run. Reptiles are not known for reasoning.

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    • I hear the reptilian alien race will eat you x)

    • The would absolutely see us as meal.

    • I suspect they'd actually be avians given they can fly, that being said birds aren't a whole lot more rational than lizards :P

      I'm basing that mostly on the fact that dinosaurs were avians.

  • I'd go, "Oh! Look! A dragon!"

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  • Donkey had the right idea. Ride that b*tch ;)

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    • Mr. Kinktastic, I would've never guessed ahahaa

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    • hahahahaha dragon sex hahaha you are kinktastic lmfao

    • That I am ;)

  • Befriend it.

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  • I would eat it

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  • I would pet the dragon..

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  • I want to ride it

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