Well there are two Kentucky hunters and they are dragging a deer they shot head first and just wasn't getting anywhere , so two Indiana hunters saw them and said you are supposed to drag the deer body first , well the Kentucky hunters thanked them and started dragging the deer rear first. After a couple of minutes , one Kentucky hunter said to the other one ," ya no that Hoosier hunter ain't to smart at all, he didn't tell us to turn around first " ?
There were two mice and one mouse told the other not to go in this room, and the other mouse said why? He said well i was in there and I saw what I though was a pool, so I jumped down to check it out. Well all the sudden a cloud came over and it got really dark, then I heard thunder , then it started to rain , then bad storm came up and there was a hurricane, and I would have been a goner if that log didn't come by for me to grab on to, and it must have been rotten because it was really soft. So the other mouse decided not to go in there.
Obviously the other mouse wouldn't go, after that story. 🤣🤣🤣
Well there were 3 babies in maternity ward that got mixed up and their parents of different nationalities were coming to get them. The nurse started to panic and was afraid she would lose her job. She started crying and the janitor asked her what was wrong? She told him one was baby was German , one baby was Jewish, and one baby was polish , and she didn't know which was which. The janitor said he knew exactly what to do. The janitor went in and brought all there babies out and told her which was which. The nurse said how in the world did you do that? The Janitor said , I just said "Heil Hitler" , The German baby saluted, the Jewish baby crapped , and the Polish baby ate it.
This really happened to me ! I was at Umpire School in 1989, and Harry Wendelsted National League Umpire told us not to go downtown Daytona and socialize with the women, he said you might get something. I am like , excuse me, I know I am only a 19 year old , naive boy from Southern Indiana , but I think that is why they are going downtown , to get something!
Well this salesman decided to take a shortcut on a back road to get to a conference and all the sudden he sees a three legged chicken come up to the side of his car and then pass him , and turn the corner ahead of him and head towards a farm. He was going 55 miles an hour at the time and couldn't believe a chicken could have 3 legs and even more he could't believe it passed him, so he said I am going to visit that farm and see what is going on. So he gets to the farm and out comes a farmer. He told the farmer what happened and the farmer informed him that he created a three legged chicken. The salesman asked him why? The farmer said well , there is me , ma, and Jr. and we all like chicken legs , so I bred a three legged chickens. The salesman wanted to know how the three legged chicken tasted compared to a regular chicken. The farmer said if I ever am able to catch one of the bastards , I will let you know.
None of the others are posting jokes. I have a lot more
It is optional... lol
Just being honest. I can't make other people laugh at all unless I accidentally do something stupid, which doesn't happen much, thank God... but it's weird because it doesn't take much to make me laugh hysterically at all. I can get cracked up over the simplest things and laugh for like 10 min straight
Same... lmao 🤣
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fairy dust included 😋
@mooky06 haha yes fairy dust included :)
@mooky06 Hehe :D
Isn't a good jock? ROFL☺️
Or is it true LoL
Oki, bro. You lost me. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Even though my jokes fall flat, I'm still able to make people laugh.
Hmmm... I don't know. Tell me... lol (◕ᴗ◕✿)
One has hydraulics the other has high bollocks!