How to fight dragon as level 99 wizard who forgot to memorize spells?

Mogtar
Forgot to memorize spells. Thought Mogtar was a fighter. Also spellbook giving him a headache. Just wanted to talk to everybody at the campfire. Remembered Detect Undead from last time. But cast it for fun and there weren't any. Mogtar can use stick but have like -100 THAC0.
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Tried putting on an unidentified ring and now Mogtar has breasts. This doesn't seem to help Mogtar's situation at all.
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Mogtar got some scroll with some runes on it. Dunno what it does. Also got some rocks. They do 1d2 damage. But dragon have like 10,00hp. Mogtar don't wanna throw rocks at it all day. Mogtar used to have a dragonlance somewhere but forgot where he put it. This really sucks balls. What a crock of shit. Mogtar just wanted to party. Didn't know we were supposed to fight dragon tomorrow.
How to fight dragon as level 99 wizard who forgot to memorize spells?
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