What "that's so lame it's hilarious" jokes do you know?

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I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "GUESS" on the front. So I asked "Implants?"

She knocked me the fuck out 😂

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Yads_Is_Back
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4 mo

That reminds me of one in a movie where this guy was making fun of a girl and he said if he put a dime in her jeans back pocket that you could tell if it was heads or tails a mile away.

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nudeNhorny
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4 mo

I saw a hot girl once with T-Shirt written on it the phrase 'you must be this big to ride' and a picture of 8 inches ruler on it, she noticed me reading it and she smiled and said yes that's right, so are you? I literally panicked and ran away.

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Anonymous

4 mo

do you like playing Barbie?
I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in!!!

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LukeMerchant
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4 mo

Four guys arguing about who will sit next to the window in a four car.
Two women arguing about who will walk down the street in a middle.

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Paulychicago10 | 126 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.
Explorer

4 mo

Lol. Was she sporting an a cup?

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- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!
- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
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- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Haha these are gold 🤣
- Paulychicago10
  
  4 mo
  I should have just posted the link instead.
NYCQuestions1976 | 782 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.
Guru

4 mo

My entire repertoire is puns and jokes like that.

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Anonymous

4 mo

What’s with the toes babydoll?

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- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  You don't like?
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  I love. These are yours?
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Yup.
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- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  I would do lots of things to them 🤤
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Haha I'm sure you would
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Why so sure? What do you think I’d do?
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  I don't know I can't read your mind lol
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah you have no idea 😍😋
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Haha ok.
Anonymous

4 mo

Are those your toes in the picture

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- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Lol what does that have to do with the question? 🤣 They are though.
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Nothing but they sure do look nice
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Thanks ☺️
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- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah I have a foot fetish in those are some of the nicest ones I've ever seen
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  A lot of guys do. I figured I may as well give them what they want. It's the closest thing to getting naked without taking off any clothes lol
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  But I'm sure you've been told that before
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  I've heard it a few times
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah stuff like that turns me on more than nudity
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  What's the attraction for you? Like why are you so into feet?
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  I don't know there's just something about pretty feet that turn me on I get more turned on by feet than boobs or vagina
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Haha alright. Enjoy then 🤪
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  You think it's weird for a guy to like feet that much
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  I don't. I always found it intriguing. And I haven't gotten a satisfactory reason for why it's the case as yet
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah I don't know if anybody really knows why it just turn some people on and I'm also grossed out by ugly feet
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Haha alright
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Have you had a lot of guys wanting to give you a foot massage
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Yup. And doing various things with their tongue lol
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah those feet definitely deserve to be worshipped
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Lol I take care of them
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  I have a friend and she has really nice feet and she let me give her foot massages
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  And that turns you on?
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  Yeah I would have an erection the whole time
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  And she's ok with that?
- Opinion Owner
  
  4 mo
  She thought it was a little weird at first but she loves having her feet rubbed so she allowed it
- Rachael91
  
  4 mo
  Fair enough 🙂
Not_Average
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4 mo

Boobs

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chriscdi | 764 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.
Master

4 mo

i got nothing

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Gabboo
Xper 2

4 mo

THAT'A FUNNY LOL

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Coolmanxl
Xper 6

4 mo

Okay good

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