Tell me a dark joke?

[SuccessfulHornDog]

What is the useless skin around the outside of the vagina called? The woman

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a child's body into a tiny box.

If my girlfriend made a dollar every time I told a sexist joke, she would be $0.77 richer right now.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I hate it when guys say that a women belongs in the kitchen. How on earth is she going to clean the rest of the house from there.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

[TinaJo]

Boy: Why did you name my sister Shinning Moon?

Mom: Because in the native tradition, when a mother gives birth, the father looks out the window, and the first thing he sees, is what the baby is named. Do you understand, Two Dogs Humping?

[Agape93]

Girl: what do you like to do?
Guy: I stalk.
Girl: really? I like to go to the park, hang out with friends and see the movies.
Guy: I know.

[micheal727jovanie]

Why did he put the phone down before he passed away?
Because he was trying to hang up.

[loveslongnails]

What's the difference between a condom and a casket?

They both have stiffs in them, only one's cummin' and the other's goin'.

[SaraSmithishere]

llol

[scooogy]

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me 🤣

[jjj101010]

A guy falls down a hole. His friend shouts is it dark down there. He shouts back “I dunno I can’t see!”

[Anonymous]

How many genders are there?


One, because women are property.


please don’t mod me it’s just part of the topic.

[SquirtleSquirtle]

2021 is gonna be better than 2020.

[Coolmanxl]

What is that