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First thing I notice is the whole face. Then the eyes, lips, skin tone (Healthy? Too much makeup?) And facial fitness (sunken, puffy).
Next I check the body as a whole. I don't like fatties, but I like em slightly thick with the right curves in the right places. Does she look good in a bikini? Does she have that ultra sexy hour glass figure? Does she have some meaty thighs that I can grab hold of? Does she have a healthy, glowing tan?
Next, I look for that bubble butt I can bounce quarters off of. Firm and round. Lean and mean. Looks good in jeans or anything else she wears.
Obviously, I look for tits the bigger the better.
She's gotta be very short. I like em 5'2" or shorter. And BLONDE!!! Oh, how I do love blondes...
Blue eyes that twinkle. Blue eyes that light up with her smile and/or laugh. Soft, thick, juicy lips. Naturally red of course.
Toned body but not muscular. It's a fine line. I don't like girls with abs. I like a flat stomach with that vertical split down the middle or a slight muffin top.
She has to actually wear her clothes well. Chicks always pick clothes that fit or look "cute" or make them look good by hiding flaws.
I like the girls who look great in everything they wear and she makes the clothes look good rather than the clothes making her look good.
Above all else, a beautiful personality wins over good looks 8 days a week. If she's ugly on the inside, that shit will trump the sexiness on the outside. By far.0