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try mixed drinks. Vodka 7, sidecar, ginatonic, colorado pit bulls... these drinks are all pretty manly drinks so you won't have to worry about ordering something like "sex on a beach" and feel like you're being judged. They won't come with an umbrella lol. A good bartender can make these and make them taste like juice.
As for just good beer that tastes like butter.. well guinness on tap is always delicious, but I'm sure you already know that.
Looking for wine? If you don't mind the sweetness, Porte is amazing. It's a mixture of wine and brandy. But as a warning, it's pretty sweet but at least its about 20% alcohol.