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Stick some feathers up your butt and then flail them around. Or go kill a gazelle and sit on top of it, waiting for a male to come rape you and then start eating it. Maybe get in heat such that your vagina radiates heat and go around without any pants or underwear and spread your legs until a guy mounts you.
...really, this "alpha male" stuff is absolute idiocy.
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