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Say what? Non-matching panties and bras!? At first sight of such an abomination, I would have to show her the door!
Just kidding. I don't care. Most of the time they aren't visible, and the only time they are is when... you know, they are about to come off. Good luck finding a guy who is that shallow and materialistic, I'm sure they exist under a rock somewhere.1