It really doesn't matter what you say, even if it's lame.
It's a real simple game and everyone wins.
I've said enough, now let the game begin.
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Ode to unconTROLLable
-written by slipslender-
Thou art more captivating than a brisk autumn day.
When I look into your Troll eyes, I don't know what to say.
The love I feel for you cannot be expressed through words.
Your glorious pink tresses have magnified my feelings by two-thirds.
What do I have to do to gain your Troll-esque affections?
Shall I bake you some cupcakes, some delicious confections?
Oh, Troll, I love thee so very much.
All I dream of is your plastic touch.
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