What are good sayings to put on a tshirt?

Ive been given the chance to make 20 free shirts but I don't know what to put on them and I don't want it to be lame! Help!(:


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  • Warning: I don't know how many these I've seen on T-Shirts, there're just one liners I like.

    -Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes

    -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

    -I do not have friends, I have people who have not yet outlived their usefullness

    -The best leaders lead by example, when that doesn't work, brute intimidation works pretty well too.

    -Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

    -The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree makes perfect sense to me.

    -Let's agree to respect each others' views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

    -Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw up.

    -My purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others

    -I want either less corruption or more opportunities to participate in it.

    -I'm losing my mind... it's not important anyway.

    -Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them

    -The only consistent thing in your failed relationships is you

    -Fangirls: we stalk because we care

    -You're just mad because the voices are talking to me

    -Error 404: slogan not found

    -Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    -Happy National Dress like a Hooker Day, I mean Halloween

    -When you earnestly believe that you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no limit to what you can't do.

    -I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

    -I find sanity a little too confining

    -I don't have low self esteem, I have low esteem for others

    -It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care.

    -Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you

    -I'll be in my bunk

    -Some people look better in red

    -The chain of command is the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who’s in command here!

    -Dignity is overrated.

    -Pain is your friend

    -When in doubt, use more explosives

    -All my cooking lessons require safety masks and fire suits.

    -Intellectually superior beings should be able to jump the line

    -I'm losing my mind, don't worry it usually comes back

    -Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.


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What Guys Said 8

  • My shirt's better than yours'.

    You want a piece of this?

    Whats' up? ^


    (Front) Do you like water? (Back) Than you'll like 70% of my body.

    Some of your favorite quotes of phrases from songs perhaps? Or how about some of your views on some popular subects like movies, music, or religon even. (If athiests than obviously not, fyi it might be a touchy subject)

  • how about:

    " Irony...having 20 free t-shirts...no idea what to put on them "

    " I'm a smoker...and I approve this t-shirt...so go f*** yourself "

    " this t-shirt is cool...now give me 20$ "

    " link "

    as you can see...i have no idea either ;p

  • Lyrics! some parts of great songs are just perfectly cool and wise. Hunt down those parts and you're good.

    • I thought about that but could that be considered copy right? And if so if I put who sung it would that make it okay?

    • Will they be for you only? if so I don't think copyright holders to the lyrics will hunt you down... It could even be seen as if you are doing free ad for them.

  • "You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately"

  • "Smile if you're beautiful"

    Just because that t-shirt was a hit in middle school. I'd have random people stand in front of me and smile absurdly.

  • "I made this shirt"


  • Start with the days of the week

    but never wear the corresponding shirt with the day

    people will think your crazy and leave you alone

    or put "Breaking News" on the front

    and nothing on the back or "You're an Idiot"


What Girls Said 5

  • If you are good at art just do what I did, draw a hysterical figure on it or something cool like chemistry.

    Che (even though it's over used and besides you probably aren't a true anarchist)

    Cleopatra (the sophia loren version)

    Audrey Hepburn

    Elvis Presley

    Johnny Depp

    Christopher walkin

    "I MUST KILL BILL" (best movie ever!)


    One of Picasso's art works

    Dude there is just so much, you just have to be creative.

  • Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.

    Or put some nice looking symbol. That sounds fun. =D

  • Have one say "some people are like slinkies. They don't really do anything, but they sure make you smile when you push them down the stairs"

  • lyrics from songs, favorite bible verses (if your religous), quotes from your favorite celebrites (google works well for this), um quotes from your favorite movies and books, umm I always like a good cheesy joke :)

  • is there a theme? limit of words? who's wearing them?


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