Anyone have any really good pickup lines?


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What Guys Said 34

  • Are you serious? I don't mean to sound creepy but you're smoking hot, you won't be needing any pickup lines, either way they're fun and almost never work, I used to use them just for fun, though one that isn't necesarily a pick up line but worked once was saying "Hey, don't you remember me from high school? We need to catch up" or something like that

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    • thnx sm ❤ and I love pickup lines I actually use them all the time😂usually just for fun with my last boyfriend or with my guy friends

  • Do you have a sunburn? or are you always this hot!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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  • Yes and it works. Hey hey good lookin" What you got Cookin" how about cooking something up with me

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  • Me: You HAVE to give me your number.
    Her: Why?
    Me: Because trying to find you by dialing random numbers, it'll take forever...

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  • Maybe this is why is still dont have a girlfriend, i dont actualy know any or how to flirt so sorry for my unhelpful response but personaly i wouldn't use them

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    • 😂😂 they are so fun tho like. Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see me in your pants😂😂. I'm sure that one can be used for girls too lol

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    • Fair play, it obviously works then

    • 😂yea didn't last long tho

  • "if I invited you to a party in my pants would you cum"

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  • Nah i dont think pickup lines are viable. I personally have waited until the female shows interest in me before i make any move. And when i do its not a pick up line its actual conversation and to the point. If you're beautiful and i would like your number, ill ask if the situation is right.

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    • I honestly don't think many people use pickup lines. But sometimes they r fun

  • Are you a car mechanic? Cause I think you need to see my hood😂

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  • Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    works
    everytime

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  • Nice Legs What Time They Open, Do You Have Any Irish In You? .. You Want Some, If I Was An M&M Could I Melt In Your Mouth, Does God Know Your Here? ... Well I Better Tell Him He's Missing An Angel

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  • Some nerdy ones...

    Are you a parabola? Cause you've got mad curves
    Lets derive so I can lie on your curves
    Are you the square root of -1 because you've got to be imaginary

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    • If you were a triangle you'd be acute one

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    • Are you a truck? Because I want to dodge the father to ram the daughter

    • Oof good one

  • Excuse me Mrs I'm lost would you mind giving me directions to your heart and I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead

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  • "Hey. Looking good and im not talking about the weather."

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  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

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  • My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in!😎👍

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  • Got some from a guys perspective so, do you need some for yourself?🤔🤔

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    • Just for fun😂

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    • 😂😂

    • And, one can come up with another pickup line depending on the girl's response.😎😎

  • "damn... Hey could you help me out... I think I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours real quick?"

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  • One time I was drunk and stole a line from an Elektrik People song. I told the bartender her eyes make diamonds look like loose change.

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  • Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them

    Simply ask " How do you do that? " they should ask "do what?" Then hit em with this "Look so good" works a charm.

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    • I've used the first one before😂😂 that's how I met my last boyfriend😂I'm pretty sure it's ment for guys to say to girls but he still thought it was hilarious

  • Hi what's up what's your name

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  • Hi, you can call me NASA, because I'm gonna crash a probe into uranus.

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  • If your left leg is lunch and your right leg is dinner would you mind if I snacked between meals ;)

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    • Hey baby, you want to come over and work on math skill? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, devise the legs and multiply

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    • Blow me if im wrong but dinosaurs are still alive

    • 😂😂😂

  • Me: Titanic
    Girl: What?
    Me: Nothing that's just my icebreaker

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  • What do you say we go out for pizza and F@#k?
    What, you dont like pizza?

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  • Ill mount you like a 10 pound Bass. Lol

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  • If you give me company I will make sure it will last till end

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  • Are u swiper (from Dora) cuz u just swiped my heart. It's ingenious, I'll never fail

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  • Hey Girl, are you a star wars fan? Because this Han doesn't wanna fly solo

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  • You'd be a great baker, because you always make me rise 😜

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  • what pickup lines?

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What Girls Said 6

  • XD, here's a few I've hear before
    "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is... in love with me".

    "I heard you good in Algebra, you can replace my X without asking Y"

    "A boy gives a girl 11fake roses, and says I'll stop loving you when those roses die"(not much of a pickup line, but funny:)

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    • Those are actually nice ones. Has anyone ever used a pickup line on u?

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    • The more cheese the better 😂

    • Lol, yes very true

  • I saw this one on tv, it made me laugh so hard;

    Guy; Do you have mice in your stomach?
    Girl; eh , no.
    Guy; then you must have a good pussy.

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  • I don't think there is such thing as a good pickup line.

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  • "Open bobs,, your bobs very big i kiss them for 2hrs,, will u bi happy"

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  • Hey are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more

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  • Wow Is that a shotgun or your penis

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    • I don't feel so good I think I need a shot of penis-illin

    • 😂😂😂🤚🏻 that's better

    • 😂😂😂 I really enjoy these

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