Anyone have any really good pickup lines?
What Guys Said 34
Are you serious? I don't mean to sound creepy but you're smoking hot, you won't be needing any pickup lines, either way they're fun and almost never work, I used to use them just for fun, though one that isn't necesarily a pick up line but worked once was saying "Hey, don't you remember me from high school? We need to catch up" or something like that2
Do you have a sunburn? or are you always this hot!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥1
Yes and it works. Hey hey good lookin" What you got Cookin" how about cooking something up with me1
Me: You HAVE to give me your number.
Me: Because trying to find you by dialing random numbers, it'll take forever...4
Nah i dont think pickup lines are viable. I personally have waited until the female shows interest in me before i make any move. And when i do its not a pick up line its actual conversation and to the point. If you're beautiful and i would like your number, ill ask if the situation is right.1
Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Nice Legs What Time They Open, Do You Have Any Irish In You? .. You Want Some, If I Was An M&M Could I Melt In Your Mouth, Does God Know Your Here? ... Well I Better Tell Him He's Missing An Angel2
Excuse me Mrs I'm lost would you mind giving me directions to your heart and I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead1
"Hey. Looking good and im not talking about the weather."1
"damn... Hey could you help me out... I think I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours real quick?"1
One time I was drunk and stole a line from an Elektrik People song. I told the bartender her eyes make diamonds look like loose change.1
Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
Simply ask " How do you do that? " they should ask "do what?" Then hit em with this "Look so good" works a charm.1
Hi what's up what's your name2
Hi, you can call me NASA, because I'm gonna crash a probe into uranus.2
Ill mount you like a 10 pound Bass. Lol1
If you give me company I will make sure it will last till end1
Are u swiper (from Dora) cuz u just swiped my heart. It's ingenious, I'll never fail1
Hey Girl, are you a star wars fan? Because this Han doesn't wanna fly solo2
You'd be a great baker, because you always make me rise 😜1
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What Girls Said 6
XD, here's a few I've hear before
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is... in love with me".
"I heard you good in Algebra, you can replace my X without asking Y"
"A boy gives a girl 11fake roses, and says I'll stop loving you when those roses die"(not much of a pickup line, but funny:)2
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I saw this one on tv, it made me laugh so hard;
Guy; Do you have mice in your stomach?
Girl; eh , no.
Guy; then you must have a good pussy.6
I don't think there is such thing as a good pickup line.1
"Open bobs,, your bobs very big i kiss them for 2hrs,, will u bi happy"1
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