How should I flirt back when she says she's going to take a shower?

Question

I recently met this girl online, and we've planned out a date a few days from now. We've been texting extensively, and there's been a lot of subtle flirting between us. On a few occasions, she's told me that she's going to take a shower. Considering she has told me she thinks I'm cute beforehand, I have perceived this as a subtle form of flirting. I'm trying to think of something flirty and witty, but not overtly sexual to say. Any tips on things to say when a girl says she's going for a shower? How should I flirt back when she says she's going to take a shower?

dodgypirate · Accepted Answer

When a girl says she's going for a shower on many occasions it can mean one of two things:

1 - either she's just telling you that so you know why she won't answer

2 - She's trying to make you imagine her naked and soaking wet.

A girl I've liked for 4 years once told me that she was running a bath and getting into it. She was being literal, she was physically getting into the bath and talking to me too.

There's not much you can tell her, but you can try "Have you got room for one more?" or "I would gladly dry you up afterwards".

First things first though you need to touch her, get in her comfort zone. If she lets you and then touches you back, she likes you and you should be asking her out ASAP.

catmandoes · Accepted Answer

Yeah, I smell you from here,
It's amazing how you getting cleaner makes my mind dirtier.
If only there was someone there to do your back,
That sounds hot, maybe reduce the temperature, don't want your velvet skin to dry up.
What's your shower routine and where do I fit into it.
Don't forget to clean that mind of yours as well, I know how dirty your thoughts can get.

Those a few off the top of my head. Try personalize it to her, say something that suits your personality

DubiousIntentions · Accepted Answer

Are you aware that there are hundreds of fake profiles on dating sites. Any of them could be trying to scam you in some way. If someone makes a date plan with you and cancels for some reason or another so that you can't meet, it's a red flag. The stuff she is doing is something a scammer would do to draw you in. I hope you have talked to her on the phone, or better yet, by some video talk like Skype. If not... oh oh!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Dont. I swear to God nothing turns me off more than when a dude is like oH cAn I jOiN yOu? ? Ugh. No. Go die in a hole.

Guy13 · Answer

Dial or Ivory or Dove soap? Type silly questions snd before you realize it she will be describing the shower to you.

antelope51 · Answer

Would you like my help, or can you manage alone? Think of me I'll pray for you (?) Remember to rinse the shampoo/conditioner out (more a practical thing I'm always forgetting...)

ImHere22 · Answer

You get naked and join her. Then have sex in the shower.  Wow. That's one of the easier "I'm horny, don't make me beg- get in here and get in me"

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Her: "I'm going to take a shower now." You: "I'd love to be your bar of soap." or "You're just saying that to get me excited, aren't you? . . . Well, it's working!"

Red_Arrow · Answer

"I will be thinking of you."

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

My immediate thought is to ask her why she always wants to get wet for me. You know this girl though... play it by ear.

Holo900 · Answer

Most times I say I’m gonna shower, I’m actually going to shower and I am not flirting. Do guys take this as flirting?

Hyped_up_on_coffee · Answer

Tell her you would like to join

Tanya456 · Answer

A year old question. lol

BraxtonsGf · Answer

Just say, "oh.. Without me?" I bet it would make her smile. Or say "what would you do if I just happened to be in the shower with you" and just go on from there and tell her things you would or would want to do to her in the shower (if your in that kind of mood)